Monica Crowley “apologizes” for her offensive and illogical tweet (“To a Man?”) regarding Sandra Fluke’s engagement:
Regret my tweeted question caused a stir. I certainly & unequivocally apologize to Sandra & anyone else I offended. Not my intention.
This comes slightly closer to being an apology than the Zimmerman fauxpology, but when properly translated, it still doesn’t quite get there:
I’m sorry that other people reacted predictably to my offensive tweet. It’s their fault.
It’s a funny thing about right wing humor. It’s never funny.