Antonin Scalia is, though it is hard to believe, a Supreme Court Justice. Supreme Court justices are quite knowledgable, as any one of them would be the first to tell you, but they can't know everything, and it seems that Fat Tony is puzzled. You see, he believes in the devil, but he can't quite figure out why the guy with the tail is so quiet these days:
Have you seen evidence of the Devil lately?
You know, it is curious. In the Gospels, the Devil is doing all sorts of things. He’s making pigs run off cliffs, he’s possessing people and whatnot. And that doesn’t happen very much anymore.
via New York Magazine, and I mean it-NOT THE ONION
Well, it does my heart good to tell Tony that, while I'm not quite sure about the pigs, I can tell you why all that “possessing people and whatnot” doesn't happen these days. It's because of clozapine, Risperdal, Abilify, Seroquel and Zyprexa. For all that, you can probably put the stuff in pig food and it will prevent those cliff runs.
I hope Tony finds this helpful. It's the least I can do for a Man for All Seasons, or should I say a Man for All Ages; for he'd be just as comfortable-actually far more comfortable- in the Middle Ages as in his own time.
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