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Too bizarre to be true! We need an investigation!

There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear

 

Today we learn this:

Juul Labs announced on Thursday that it would temporarily halt online sales of flavored e-cigarettes like mango, products the company had already stopped distributing to retail stores as public outrage mounted over the soaring rate of teenage vaping.

The company’s decision appeared to be an effort to get ahead of the Trump administration’s anticipated ban on flavored e-cigarettes, which is still expected to include mint and menthol despite lobbying by some trade groups opposed to barring menthol.

We have gotten used to the Trumpers doing the wrong thing. They specialize in it. Nothing warms the cockles of their hearts more than endangering the public health, harming the environment, afflicting the afflicted, comforting the comfortable, etc., etc., etc. Sometimes they do these things even when they can’t figure out a way to personally profit from the evil they do, but that’s a course of last resort. Evil is always better when it comes with the stench of corruption, but when evil is all you can do…

It is therefore more than highly suspicious when they do the right thing. Such an act is far more unprecedented than their corruption, for after all, we have had corruption in previous administrations, and we’ve endured three years of world class corruption under the genius. Banning flavored e-cigarettes is the right thing to do. The Trump administration is doing the right thing! There is no precedent for that. What can explain it? There must be some corruption hiding beneath the surface so massive that the Trumpers, who are usually totally brazen about their corruption, actually feel the need to hide it!

Somebody better investigate soon!

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