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So today I opened up my email and wasn’t I surprised and honored to find that Maricel Anderson thought so highly of my blog that she (he?) wanted to submit a post of earth shaking importance for exclusive appearance here:

Hi John,

I’m a writer for an online resource about healthcare management and am getting in touch with you because I’m interested in contributing an article to your blog. I came across your blog ctblueblog.com as I was conducting research about geriatric care management.

I’m interested in writing an article about the current state of geriatric care and the ballooning number of chronic conditions for the elderly today. Furthermore, I’m interested in how we as a country will be dealing with this ongoing issue in the future. I’d be happy to work with you on the topic if you have any insights. Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best,Maricel

But imagine my surprise to learn in my very next email that my fame had spread beyond the world of politics to the world of grammar, as Alexa Russell weighed in:

Hi ,

I'm a researcher/writer for a resource covering the importance of English proficiency in today’s workplace. I came across your blog ctblueblog.com as I was conducting research and I’m interested in contributing an article to your blog because I found the topics you cover very engaging.

I’m thinking about writing an article that looks at how the Internet has changed the way English is used today; not only has its syntax changed as a result of the Internet Revolution, but the amount of job opportunities has also shifted as a result of this shift. I’d be happy to work with you on the topic if you have any insights. Thanks, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best,Alexa

Well, I don’t consider myself worthy of this sort of attention, so I’m not planning on responding, but I would love to know the nature of the scam.

Speaking of spam, Josh Marshal relates an interesting story here. Apparently Google has found a way to penalize the websites to which spam comments link, so one such website sent Josh what he characterized as a “cease and desist” letter telling him to take down the offending comments that it had paid someone to post. But, reading it as a lawyer, I recognized it for what it was: not a “cease and desist” letter, but a letter designed to look as much as possible like a “cease and desist” letter without actually being one. The use of the word “request”; is the tell. Right to the edge, but not quite over the line. Still, pretty ballsy.

 

And furthermore…

Paul Krugman points out, with the aid of this handy spreadsheet:

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that:

Tax rates for the super-elite, the top .01%, have fallen in half since Mitt Romney’s father ran for president; or to put it differently, after tax income for this group has doubled due to policy alone. And bear in mind that the US economy flourished just fine under those 60-70 tax rates …

It is also the case, as he neglects to mention, that since 1960 tax rates have increased for everyone else, except the lowest, who have been turned to stone from which no blood can be gotten. That includes everyone below the bottom 1%, but of course the disparity is really more dramatic at the very top, where our overlords dwell. Once again, it is not enough that they succeed, everyone else must fail.

What a cheapskate!

My wife has somehow found herself on right wing Republican mailing lists. Today she got a mailing from the Mittster himself.

Now, we've taken a sort of infantile pleasure in stuffing the stamped reply envelopes full of as much weight as possible and sending them back from whence they came, doing our infinitesimal bit to drain the coffers of the folks on the dark side. So imagine our disappointment when we saw that Romney expects his supporters to affix their own stamps when they send him their tribute! That's right, the best financed campaign in history can't afford to pay postage. Here's a guy who can't cut the little guy any sort of a break. The money must flow up. Well, just for that, he will not have the courtesy of a reply from us.

Friday Night Music

A bit hurried tonight. I got a new computer today, and have been busy migrating my data and applications from the old one.

Anyway, I don’t think I’ve done Carole King before. A great songwriter.

Republicans and Democrats

So true

 

Don’t mention climate change

 

Something missing here:

Across a wide stretch of Midwestern farms, sweltering temperatures and a dearth of rain are threatening what was expected to be the nation’s largest corn crop in generations.

Already, some farmers in Illinois and Missouri have given up on parched and stunted fields, mowing them over. National specialists say parts of five corn-growing states, including Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio, are experiencing severe or extreme drought conditions. And in at least nine states, conditions in one-fifth to one-half of cornfields have been deemed poor or very poor, federal authorities reported this week, a notable shift from the high expectations just a month before.

Crop insurance agents and agricultural economists are watching closely, a few comparing the situation with a devastating drought of 1988, when corn yields shriveled significantly, while some farmers have begun alluding, unhappily, to the dust bowl of the 1930s. Far more is at stake in the coming pivotal days: With the brief, delicate phase of pollination imminent in many states, miles and miles of corn will rise or fall on whether rain soon appears and temperatures moderate.

“It all quickly went from ideal to tragic,’’ said Don Duvall, a farmer in Illinois who has already watched two of his cornfields dry up and perish as others remain in peril. For him, it has been a virtually rainless month.

‘‘Every day that passes, more corn will be abandoned,’’ Duvall said. ‘‘But even if it starts raining now, there will not be that bumper crop of corn everyone talked about.’’

(via Boston Globe)

Not word one about climate change. Almost like a conspiracy of silence. It's the most important issue of our times, and therefore the most ignored.

 

Why I won’t be giving to the DCCC

 

The phone calls come on a regular basis. So regular in fact, that my wife and I have thought about ditching our land line, on which the bulk of incoming calls are solicitations. When the DCCC calls I tell them I pick and choose my candidates, and I’m not interested in giving to DINOs. Same with the DSC, which seemed to want to send money to Ben Nelson uber alles.

A week or so ago I urged the party to shut out the Congresspersons who sided with the NRA against Eric Holder. Turns out, and this is no surprise, that those very people have gotten a disproportionate share of DCCC funding.

WASHINGTON — The 17 House Democrats who voted to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in criminal contempt last week have received more than $1.3 million in financial aid from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee since the start of 2009, a review of campaign finance records shows. That total constitutes roughly one out of every nine dollars that the committee either spent or earmarked for candidates during that time period.

The aid isn’t atypical for the campaign committee, whose priority is numerical majorities rather than ideological purity.

“The DCCC is a member participation organization that supports Democrats for Congress with the goal of electing a Democratic majority,” said Jesse Ferguson, a spokesperson for the DCCC.

But with anger mounting among the Democrats over the GOP’s treatment of Holder, the money breakdown threatens to re-ignite a long-simmering debate over what type of lawmakers are best suited to fill the party’s ranks. The 17 Democrats who voted to hold Holder in contempt for the invoking of executive privilege in the Operation Fast and Furious investigation did so under pressure from the National Rifle Association. Their votes demonstrate the gun lobby’s continued power within the halls of Congress, while raising the question of why the DCCC lacks that same institutional clout.

In addition, seven of those 17 Democrats have said they either are skipping the party’s convention this summer or remain unsure of their intentions. One member has declined to endorse President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign.

“[DCCC Chairman Steve Israel] is spending gargantuan amounts of money and energy on hopeless Blue Dogs … [rather] than working on winnable campaigns for independent-minded, progressive Democrats,” said Howie Klein, the co-founder of Blue America PAC, an organization devoted to promoting progressive candidates. “Those 17 Democrats didn’t just suddenly join [Rep. Darrell] Issa’s witch hunt and stray from the Democratic fold. All 17 — no exceptions — are among the Democrats who vote with [Speaker John] Boehner and [House Majority Leader Eric] Cantor most frequently for the far right’s anti-family agenda.”

The vast majority of the support the DCCC offered these members (approximately 95 percent) came in the form of earmarked donations — money that came from other groups and donors but was solicited by the campaign committee.

“What the DCCC is doing for those candidates is what Act Blue does for other Democrats,” explained a prominent campaign finance lawyer who advises congressional candidates. “They are sending out an email saying, ‘Here are our top 10 target races. Will you give money to those races?’”

Because the DCCC is thereby prioritizing those races, the lawyer continued, it is fair to categorize an earmarked donation as a form of support from the committee. It’s “a conscious decision” to help that candidate.

The extent of that support is disproportionate to the help the DCCC is offering House members and candidates at large. During the same period that the committee funneled $1.3 million to those 17 anti-Holder lawmakers, it sent just over $9.1 million to all House Democratic candidates.

(via The Huffington Post)

At this point, we as a party would be better off if these pseudo-Dems would be replaced by Republicans, yet we shovel money at people who are the first to join forces with Republicans to frustrate progressive initiatives, while ignoring real Democrats struggling to take over Republican districts. In the process they confer a “bi-partisan” legitimacy on Republican extremism that the press just eats up. We'd have a leaner, meaner, more effective party if we got rid of these losers, or whipped them into shape. That assumes, of course, that the Democrats would stop drawing the lesson they always draw when they lose: that they weren’t Republican enough. (In this they agree with the Republicans, in that the Republicans always blame their own losses on not being Republican enough). If the Democrats would learn some other lessons from the Republicans, they might learn that it’s vital to speak with one more or less unified voice. We don’t need Congressmen who won’t support the party’s incumbent president, or Congressmen who will join a political witch hunt against a Democratic Attorney General. We’ll never truly win so long as we have this dead weight in the party. It’s particularly infuriating that the party seems so bent on preserving them, to the exclusion of supporting real Democrats.

 

Quote of the Day

 

A Barclays manager:

“I would sort of express us maybe as not clean clean, but clean in principle.”

(via The New York Times)

 

True Crime Stories

 

There's no police log in the New York Times, or if there is I never noticed, but there is a crime section, which for reasons all too apparent is called the “Business” section. It's chock-a-block with crime news, though the odd thing is that the crimes are being committed in plain sight, the perpetrators are well known, but no one ever seems to get arrested. Take a look at today’s Times. First we have the on-going saga of Barclay's, where we find, much to no one’s surprise, that the chief scumbag there just might have known more than he was letting on about Barclay’s market manipulations.

Robert E. Diamond Jr., the chief executive of Barclays, told employees on Monday that he was “disappointed and angry” about the bank’s past attempts to manipulate key interest rates to bolster its bottom line.

But fresh details about the case show how Mr. Diamond and other senior executives played a role in the questionable actions and failed to prevent them. In 2007 and 2008, Mr. Diamond’s top deputies told employees to report artificially low rates in line with its rivals, deflecting scrutiny about the health of Barclays at the height of the financial crisis, according to several people close to the case.

In the fall of 2008, Paul Tucker, deputy governor of the Bank of England, spoke with Mr. Diamond about the high Libor submissions, according to one of the people close to the case. The conversation prompted Mr. Diamond to relay the central bank’s concerns to his top deputies.

While Mr. Diamond never specifically told anyone to influence Libor, at least one of the deputies acted on the discussion, regulatory records show. After talking with Mr. Diamond, the deputy then instructed employees that the Libor submissions should be lowered to be “within the pack.”

(via The New York Times)

So, Mr. Diamond sayeth, “see you, our rates are too high, would that it were not so” and lo, the rates declineth and it was no longer so, and Mr. Diamond said it was good and Mr. Diamond never thought that mayhaps his minions were goosing the numbers. Henry II couldn't have given a broader hint.

Lest anyone conclude that this particular fraud was penny ante, the fact is that it has a significant impact in what is a $350 trillion (yes, that’s trillion) market.

“Because mortgages, student loans, financial derivatives, and other financial products rely on LIBOR and EURIBOR as reference rates, the manipulation of submissions used to calculate those rates can have significant negative effects on consumers and financial markets worldwide,” said Assistant Attorney General Lanny Breuer, in a statement.

(via The Street)

Next up, the inevitable JP Morgan Chase, which, faced with the prospect of losses, made money in what is now the old fashioned way, by scamming its clients:

Facing a slump after the financial crisis, JPMorgan Chase turned to ordinary investors to make up for the lost profit.

But as the bank became one of the nation’s largest mutual fund managers, some current and former brokers say it emphasized its sales over clients’ needs.

These financial advisers say they were encouraged, at times, to favor JPMorgan’s own products even when competitors had better-performing or cheaper options. With one crucial offering, the bank exaggerated the returns of what it was selling in marketing materials, according to JPMorgan documents reviewed by The New York Times.

The benefit to JPMorgan is clear. The more money investors plow into the bank’s funds, the more fees it collects for managing them. The aggressive sales push has allowed JPMorgan to buck an industry trend. Amid the market volatility, ordinary investors are leaving stock funds in droves.

(via The New York Times)

Finally, we have the civil libertarians at Moody’s and Standard and Poor’s, who are saying they simply can’t be sued for giving bogus opinions, because everyone’s entitled to their opinion, even if they know they’re spreading misinformation.

Documents in a civil suit in federal court appear to threaten a legal defense that credit ratings agencies have long used to fend off liability for misjudging securities that later cost investors vast sums in losses.

For years, the ratings agencies have contended that the grades they assign debt securities are independent opinions and therefore entitled to First Amendment protections, like those afforded journalists. But newly released documents in a class-action case in Federal District Court in Manhattan cast doubt on the independence of the two largest agencies, Moody’s Investors Service and Standard & Poor’s, in their work with a Wall Street firm on a debt deal that went bad as the credit crisis began.

The case, filed in 2008 by a group of 15 institutional investors against Morgan Stanley and the two agencies, involves a British-based debt issuer called Cheyne Finance. Cheyne was a structured investment vehicle, created in 2005, that raised $3.4 billion in short-term debt from investors. The company was meant to profit by purchasing longer-term obligations that generated more in interest than the company paid to its lenders.

But Cheyne collapsed in August 2007 under a load of troubled mortgage securities. The institutions that bought almost $1 billion of its debt, including the Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank, the fund manager SEI Investments and the Public School Employees’ Retirement System of Pennsylvania, lost much or all of their money.

(via The New York Times)

The first amendment defense strikes me as fairly laughable, and one only available to the rich. Imagine a court even listening to a snake oil salesman say that he was just giving his opinion when he said his noxious brew could cure cancer.

Now, all of these folks have one thing in common. Coming as they do from the upper echelons of the .01%, they will never see the inside of a courtroom, unless it’s to put the screws to some poor bastard who can’t pay his mortgage. But never fear, while the government can see no harm in these cases (at least no criminal harm), it is right on the spot when it comes to the aforesaid snake oil salesmen:

The chief of Full Tilt Poker surrendered to authorities on Monday and pleaded not guilty to charges of illegal gambling and that the online poker operator defrauded its players.

Raymond Bitar,40, had been working at Full Tilt’s Dublin, Ireland, headquarters, and until Monday had not returned to the United States since charges against him were first announced in April 2011.

Federal prosecutors in Manhattan have charged 11 people at the three biggest online poker companies: Absolute Poker, Full Tilt Poker and PokerStars. The U.S. government also seized their Internet domain names.

At a hearing late on Monday in Manhattan federal court, Bitar pleaded not guilty to nine criminal counts, including illegal gambling, money laundering and wire fraud charges.

Online gambling has been illegal in the United States since 2006, the year Bitar moved Full Tilt’s operations to Ireland. Some U.S. lawmakers have talked recently about legalizing Internet gambling and regulating it.

Since unveiling the case, prosecutors have expanded both their civil and criminal charges against Full Tilt. They say it operates as a Ponzi scheme and paid its directors more than $440 million while defrauding players, even after the charges were filed.

(via The New York Times)

These guys, having aimed way too low, are fair game for prosecution. Sure, $440 million is a lot of money to most of us, but it’s nothing in comparison to blowing up the entire international economy, or defrauding investors out of billions of dollars. If you don’t want to go to jail, you have to aim high.

 

Chris Murphy coming to Drinking Liberally

I’m told that Chris Murphy will be coming to our next Drinking Liberally get together. If you’re a regular or semi-regular, don’t miss it. As always, newcomers, provided they’re liberal (or actually, merely not-Republican). are always welcome. Time and Place: Dev’s on Bank, 345 Bank Street, New London, at 6:30 PM.