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What is a centrist?

This article over at Hullabaloo got me thinking about the term “centrist” as it is used in the media. The article is about Joe Lieberman’s “No Labels” group, which is in the process of trying to put together a presidential ticket in 2024.

A funny thing about centrists is that they never tell you what they are actually for. You do know what they’re against: the “extremes” on both sides, which they insist are equally extreme, though, so far as I’m aware, they never explain how the progressive wing of the Democratic Party can be meaningfully compared with the Republican Party as a whole, which is now a full on fascist party. Beyond that, they are silent on policy issues, though they may emit a mishmash designed to get you to hear what you want to hear. We must also bear in mind that the “center” has been moving rightward for years, as the media and people like Lieberman pretend that the extreme right has always been just about where it is at the moment, when any reasonable person can see that the Republican Party has been relentlessly marching to the right, while the “left wing” of the Democratic Party bears an uncanny resemblance to your peanut butter and jelly Democrat of the 1960s.

It’s unclear what Joe and his compatriots expect to accomplish, particularly if this is true:

No Labels is already gathering signatures to get on the ballot and is trying to recruit a Democrat and a Republican to run as a bipartisan ticket. Joe Manchin D-W.V., Kirsten Sinema, D-Az., Susan Collins, R-Me., and former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan are the names mentioned most often.

We can only hope they settle on Sinema, who is having trouble polling in double digits in the state she allegedly represents. None of those mentioned above are likely to be able to generate any great enthusiasm among the general public.

It’s unclear at this point which party would lose more votes if No Labels fields a candidate. My guess is that the point is to draw from the Democrat, as almost every third party movement has done over the course of the last 30 years or so. Whether it would work out that way is an open question, but the way things are looking now, barring outright theft by the Republicans, a possibility we can’t dismiss, the Democratic candidate should have a reasonably easy time beating the Republican in a two way race. The Democrats don’t need a third party to win; the Republicans might.

It’s also an open question whether Lieberman and his ilk can sell their third party to a substantial number of voters. When you dig into it a bit, you see easily enough that “centrists” are people who want to serve the interests of the rich without resorting to racist dog whistles and other culture war issues to get Fox watching idiots to vote against their own interests. The problem is that these idiots want to hear those whistles, as the evidence unearthed in the Dominion case has so well established.

These “centrists” claim to have the best interests of the country at heart, but in fact they are consciously attempting to put the country at risk of a complete fascist takeover. They know they can’t win, and they also know their presence in the race might contribute to accelerating our rush toward fascism.

Another modest proposal

Now that we have evidence that Clarence Thomas has committed a crime by failing to report the “sale” of his house to his rich benefactor, who proceeded to let Clarence’s Mom continue to live there (rent free I’m sure) while paying for improvements to the place and the property taxes, it would seem that Clarence should get the same treatment any other criminal should get. Of course we wouldn’t want politics to factor in, so appointment of a special prosecutor would seem the thing. I think John Durham is still busy, so we’d have to find someone else, but I’m sure there’s someone out there of Durham’s stature (or even greater stature!) who can take on the case.

Poor Clarence. It must be terrible to be subjected to the unfair attacks on him. I mean he’s telling everyone that he never discussed pending cases with Harlan Crow, and we should all believe the guy who told us that he prefers to vacation at Walmart parking lots.

I’m not practicing anymore, but had I known that a judge hearing a case of mine was enjoying a lifestyle costing hundreds of thousands of dollars a year subsidized by a person whose interests might be adverse to the position I was taking, I would worry that the judge in question might not want to jeopardize that flow of money by ruling against his or her rich benefactor’s interests. That’s just me, I guess, since Republican politicians are assuring us that Thomas has no conceivable conflict of interest.

Fellow alum makes good

I am quite proud of the fact that Justin Pearson, one of the two legislators thrown out of the Tennessee legislature, apparently for the crime of being black, is a fellow alum of Bowdoin College, as is Deray McKesson, a well known Black Lives Matter activist.

Speaking of Black Lives Matter, I seem to recall that when it began, the right wing response was to quibble that “all lives matter”. Pearson and his fellow legislator were thrown out of the Tennessee house because, in addition to being black, they were joining in a demonstration the subtext of which was that all lives do matter and that they certainly matter more than a fictional constitutional right to own guns.

The legislators in Tennessee have merely demonstrated once again that as far as Republicans are concerned, No Lives Matter.

A trip down memory lane

The recent news about Clarence Thomas’s corruption (I assume the reader will know of what I speak, so no link) reminded me of something that happened many years ago.

It seems there was a time when Republicans cared about the appearance of financial impropriety on the part of a Supreme Court justice, even when there was only a whiff of impropriety. Of course even then it was only when their target was a Democrat. Years ago there was a Supreme Court Justice named Abe Fortas. He was a liberal and a Jew, two strikes against him. LBJ nominated him for Chief Justice, but racist (and presumably anti-Semite) Strom Thurmond led the charge against him:

Fortas’s acceptance of $15,000 for nine speaking engagements at American University’s Washington College of Law became a source of controversy. The money had come not from the university but from private sources that represented business interests connected to 40 companies; Senator Strom Thurmond raised the idea that cases involving these companies might come to the Court, and Fortas might not be objective. While the fee was legal, the size of the fee raised much concern about the Court’s insulation from private interests, especially as it was funded by former clients and partners of Fortas. The $15,000 represented more than 40 percent of a Supreme Court justice’s salary at the time, and was seven times what any other American University seminar leader had ever been paid.

He was subsequently hounded off the court due to another “scandal” that paled into insignificance next to what Thomas has done.

You can argue that Fortas’s actions had the “appearance of impropriety”, but they never actually appeared as improper as what Thomas has done. But rest assured Thomas will remain on the court until he dies or chooses to leave at such time as he can be replaced by another fascist.

It’s Good Friday again

Almost forgot to keep up the tradition.

This year I am going to dedicate this video to a certain very stable genius whose followers keep comparing him to Brian by claiming he’s being crucified. Maybe he should follow Eric Idle’s advice instead of constantly confessing to his crimes on his failing twitter rip-off.

As to the rest of us, Happy Easter if you celebrate it.

Nothing wrong with a “politically motivated” prosecution if the defendant is guilty

One of the Republican talking points about the indictment of a certain very stable genius is that the prosecution is “politically motivated”. I won’t belabor the obvious point that this is rich coming from a party that has called for the prosecution of its political opponents (“lock her up”, “Hunter’s laptop”, etc.) on a routine basis. One obvious difference between the Republicans and the current situation is that the targets of the Republicans did nothing wrong, while Trump is obviously guilty.

But there’s a kernel of truth in the claim that this prosecution is “politically motivated”.

Let’s start with stipulating that it’s pretty obvious that Trump has been committing crimes throughout his lifetime, and he came to what he thought was the justifiable conclusion that he was exempt from criminal prosecution. In fact, the kind of crime in which he engaged during his business career is routinely ignored by the authorities, who much prefer to go after the little guy.

A criminal of Trump’s sort who had a tad more prudence in his or her intellectual arsenal would avoid running for political office. Buying politicians is one thing, but actually being one puts you in a spotlight that you’d rather avoid and might just attract too much attention to stuff you’d just as soon keep under wraps.

Had Trump merely remained the comic self promoter that he was before running for office he would not be subject to criminal charges today, no matter the extent of his crimes. It was his entry into politics, the spotlight that entry cast on his criminal nature, and the obvious fact that he committed crimes while in office (he did attempt to overthrow the government, after all) that “motivated” prosecutors to go after him.

So, there’s a bit of truth to the charge that Trump’s prosecution is politically motivated. The thing is, there’s nothing wrong with that, particularly because that motivation is impelled by the imperative need to save the country from fascism. What we should really be worried about is the fact that there may be more Trumps out there, routinely breaking the law without consequence, awaiting their turn to destroy our democracy.

Time to check out the diners

There’s been a lot of breathless bloviating by our media about how unprecedented and foreboding it is to have an ex-president indicated indicted, though I don’t recall such bloviation when an obvious career criminal was elected in the first place. We have been and will be treated to a lot of reaction from the genius’s deluded followers. The diners in the Midwest are no doubt filling up with Trumpers waiting to be interviewed by the New York Times.

I’m not really sure why it is that only Trumpers go to diners in the heartland. There’s a diner in Chester Vermont that my wife and I visit regularly when we’re staying at our second home up there, and I’d be willing to bet that many of the diners are Democrats, but possibly I’m deluding myself. In any event, the Times wouldn’t send its reporters to Vermont to find out what real Americans think, since you can only find real Americans in Trump country.

I wonder if the Times has given any thought to going to other venues to interview people who think that Trump’s indication indictment is a good thing. There do seem to be such people, like the people who cheered like crazy when Stephen Colbert mentioned it in his opening monologue the night of the indication indictment (sorry, it’s such an easy mistake to make!).

Anyway, I’ve given it some thought, and it seems to me that even in the Midwest one might find such people if you looked in the right places. A few venues pop to mind: bookstores and museums for example. Universities and colleges not of the Hillsdale variety. I’m sure there are others. I don’t expect the Times to seek these people. The diner stories, after all, have an underlying subtext. These people, the Times wants us to know, exist, and isn’t it odd that they are out there in such numbers? Whatever could explain it? Surely our readers are more interested in these oddities than they would be in hearing from people who are rational and have not had their brains neutralized by Fox.

I look forward, by the way, to the media amplifying the argument that surely the jury should be well stocked with Fox addicts, because, after all, he deserves a jury of his peers.

Happy Holiday!

Happy Indictment Day to all! May you celebrate this day at least twice more this year!

Leave TikTok Alone!

I’m not a TikTok user or fan, but I agree with a common take on the current attack on TikTok by Washington politicians of both political parties. TikTok may in fact be spying on Americans, but as the other social media giants might say: “Who among us isn’t?”. TikTok is being attacked because it has succeeded where Mark Zuckerberg has failed, and Mark wants it out of the way and is lobbying heavily. Washington politicians of both parties are so out of touch they have no idea how unpopular banning TikTok would be, and that goes double for Democratic politicians.

Particularly for the Democrats, this brouhaha shows how the Washington bubble keeps our “representatives” ignorant of both our wants and our needs. The Democrats have the most to lose by backing this movement, but it appears that most of them are blissfully unaware of the political downside to this self destructive move. It reminds me of something that happened years ago, when Democrats lined up to condemn Moveon (I think it was Moveon) for running an ad that criticized David Patreus (remember him?) by, among other things, using the term Betrayus (it rhymes, don’t you see). It was, a no lose proposition for the Republicans, but it was a lose-lose proposition for the Democrats, as it turned off some of the folks who they should consider their base. Banning TikTok is likely to have a similar effect, except it will likely cause more harm to the Democrats than the Patreus situation.

Is the earth round? Opinions differ!

When I was in college it was a given that the function of a teacher, particularly a science teacher, was to teach the facts. For instance, the earth is an orb, flattened at the poles a bit, but basically round. It was pretty much understood that if a student insisted on maintaining that the earth was flat, or that the sun orbited the earth despite what Galileo may have said or Copernicus may have proven, he or she would get a failing grade. But, at least in Ohio, that is no longer the case. Apparently a student may reach whatever conclusion he or she might like, without fear that that conclusion may be judged to be contrary to established science.

Ohio college and university instructors could be barred from teaching climate science without also including false or misleading counterpoints under a sprawling higher education bill that received its first hearing Wednesday.

Senate Bill 83, or the Higher Education Enhancement Act, seeks to police classroom speech on a wide range of topics, including climate change, abortion, immigration, and diversity, equity and inclusion — all of which would be labeled “controversial.”

On these and other subjects, public colleges and universities would need to guarantee that faculty and staff will “encourage and allow students to reach their own conclusions” and “not seek to inculcate any social, political, or religious point of view.” 

Full story here.

Now, you can almost see the argument on some of those subjects, but at this point there is no scientific basis for denying the reality of climate change. Why would you encourage a student to feel free to draw a conclusion that flies in the face of established science? Isn’t the point of science education to teach people about objective reality?

This, by the way, is coming to us from the same people who are mandating that we not consider points of view that may “hurt the feelings” of a single student, like, for instance, exposing them to the possible conclusion that this country is infected with systemic racism.

End of rant.