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A Dangerous Grifter

I’ve pointed out in the past that right wing grifters do more good than harm, siphoning off conservative money into their own pockets so that it can’t be put to productive political use. But there’s an exception to every rule, and this grifter may be the exception to this rule.

Great Minds Think Alike

Tom Tomorrow agrees with me:

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An Unsung Hero

If you’re a Red Sox fan you may still be coming down from their dramatic, ninth inning, come from behind victory yesterday. You may be singing the praises of Iglesias and Ellsbury. Yes, they contributed their mite, but the real hero’s name shall never be celebrated, even here, though I can at least document the achievement of this nameless-to-history titan of sports. For I was there, and I know.

We took our seats in the bleachers just before the game started, well within shouting distance of the visitor’s bullpen. My seat was two seats from the aisle, and shortly after I arrived the day’s future hero arrived, with his bride, and the twosome sat next to us, he on the outside seat. He was drunk when he arrived and like a true hero, he made the sacrifice of keeping himself drunk throughout the game, the better to perform his service to the cause.

Around the sixth, with the Sox behind, he started hectoring each Indian reliever as he warmed up. Nothing personal, mind you, just emphasizing to each how much he sucked and assuring him that he would so suck when he took the field. Adroit he was at keeping within the limits of a fan’s right to heap abuse on a player; he was warned, but never removed, more than once proclaiming his sacred first amendment rights were being threatened. No Indian reliever was exempt from his abuse save one, a fellow named Hill, who got a pass, the hero loudly proclaimed, because Hill was a native and resident of South Boston.

Each reliever took the field, and each failed in his appointed task. But the most abuse was heaped on Chris Gomez, the Indian closer, who was instructed in colorful, and often quite funny, terms to blow the save when his time surely came. And blow it he did, in such humiliating fashion that he had to fake an injury to get off the mound, after which his also (quickly. given the circumstances) abused successor surrendered that final, fateful pitch to Ellsbury.

You may say that baseball players are used to this sort of stuff, and pay it no mind. But you can’t convince me of that, nor any of the other folks who were there near the bullpen that glorious day. Ballplayers are people too, and each of those unlucky relievers was primed to fail as he took his fatal trot to the mound. Sure he was a drunken lout, but give credit where credit is due: to the unknown fan. The Sox would have lost without him.

Friday Night Music

I know it’s ghoulish, but my job in this feature gets easier whenever another aging rock star bites the dust. This week Ray Manzarek, a founder of the Doors, went to Rock and Roll Heaven, so I have an excuse to put up some Doors music. I didn’t even try to find stuff that featured Manzarek. Let’s face it, Jim Morrison was more central to his group than almost anyone else you can name in any other of the great sixties groups. The Stones might have been able to survive without Jagger even. Morrison was unique. Still, Manzarek’s keyboard work was a huge part of the Doors music, and if you watch these videos you’ll surely get an earful of it, if only a few glimpses of Manzarek himself.

There’s actually a treasure trove of Doors stuff on youtube. My first criteria was to avoid Light My Fire, since I’ve posted it before and that would be far too predictable. First up is Touch Me from the Smothers Brother show. I continue to be amazed at the great music that was on that show. I watched it religiously, so I saw it then, but at the time it didn’t seem like such a big deal. Now, if you want actual live clips of some of these groups, there’s the Smothers Brothers or nothing.

From what I gather from today’s wanderings, the only fully recorded live concert the Doors ever did was at the Hollywood Bowl in 1968, that storied year. The full concert is on youtube, whole and in bits and pieces. A great concert. Here’s a few clips; the first two comprising the whole of When the Music’s Over; the third being the whole of The End.

And, part 2:

Finally, The End:

Was Morrison just a trice obsessed with death?

Just when you think.

…they can’t find anyone crazier than the last crazy person they’ve nominated for, or elected to, some office, the Republicans outdo themselves.

The folks at TPM ask how hard do you have to look to find an African-American candidate who thinks the three-fifths clause in the constitution was a good thing. Well, the Virginia Republicans have done it:

The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor in Virginia has called the Constitution’s original clause to count blacks as three-fifths of a person an “anti-slavery amendment.”

In an April 28, 2011 statement while he was a Senate candidate, conservative minister and lawyer E.W. Jackson held up the three-fifths clause as an “anti-slavery” measure. The context of his statement was to attack President Obama after a pastor at a church service he attended referred to the three-fifths clause as a historical marker of racism.

“Rev. [Charles Wallace] Smith must not have understood the 3/5ths clause was an anti-slavery amendment. Its purpose was to limit the voting power of slave holding states,” Jackson, an African-American, said in his statement.

(via TPMDC)

Follow the link if you’re not conversant with the three-fifths clause for a clear explanation of why this statement is topsy turvy. Suffice it to say that if we hadn’t had the three-fifths clause we may-just may-have been able to get rid of slavery without a civil war.

This guy is going to play well with the unreconstructed Confederates, but Virginia has come a way from the days of Jefferson Davis, unlike some states we could name. Having voted for Obama twice, it seems unlikely that Virginians will warm up to the new Republican champion of crazy.

Thanks for Nothing, Lord

I first heard about this story via a tweet that my wife forwarded to me from the inestimable Angry Black Lady. A condescending Wolf Blitzer asks the nice lady from Oklahoma if she thanked the Lord for the fact that she escaped death in the tornado. In fact, he asks her twice. But this hinterland hick completely shuts him up by telling him she’s an atheist, a species of person that people like Wolf think only exist in New York.

Now, if she wasn’t so polite, and had been thinking really fast, what she should have said was this: “Yes Wolf, I thanked the Lord for killing those other people, including all those innocent children, instead of me and my child.”

Why is the Lord only responsible for the people he doesn’t kill? The only person who ever blames the Lord for destruction these days is Pat Robertson, who seems to think the Lord likes killing babies to punish the gays. Back in Puritan times a tornado or other natural disaster would be considered to be a judgment of the Lord on the entire community, which, while ridiculous, is at least intellectually coherent and encourages some self-examination rather than scapegoating. Nowadays, when a tornado hits, a flood floods, a storm strikes, or a plane crashes, the Lord gets credit for the survivors but gets a pass for the harm to the innocent dead.

Modern Times

Two examples in this morning’s Times of the way in which rent-seeking is slowly draining the lifeblood out of this country. What is truly phenomenal is that one would expect this type of thing to have more deleterious effects elsewhere, for isn’t this the country that doesn’t have a tradition of bribery of public officials. But everywhere we look, corporations are, through one unsavory means or another, purchasing the right, by bribery in the form of campaign donations and/or lobbying, to impose the equivalent of taxes on the rest of us or to gain the monopoly power to provide lower quality products at higher costs than would be the case in an uncorrupted market system; whether that market was regulated or not. Today’s examples include one case of corporations getting government permission to confuse and defraud, and another of corporations being allowed to monopolize market segments so they can charge high prices for worst in world services.

First case in point, another Obama administration cave-in. (Are you surprised?):

WASHINGTON — When millions of Americans around the country sign up for insurance under President Obama’s sweeping health care law in October, the system they encounter will lack some of the key protections and cost controls that Massachusetts consumers receive.

Massachusetts, the first state in the nation to implement near-universal health coverage, served as the model for major aspects of the groundbreaking health care overhaul law. But under lobbying pressure from the insurance industry, the Obama administration has decided not to adopt features of the Massachusetts plan that advocates say have helped consumers more easily make cost-effective choices.

Massachusetts, in an effort to ensure that consumers get the best deals, conducts competitive bidding to promote cost-efficient plans in its exchange — the state’s online insurance marketplace — and standardizes the benefit packages to make it easier for consumers to compare plans.

The federal program will also feature exchanges. But in the 34 states where the federal government will be running the exchange, the government has decided to permit any plan to qualify that meets a minimum set of standards set by the law.

Other than that, its gatekeeper role will be weak. It will not conduct competitive bidding, nor will it require that plans contain the same features so consumers can make easy comparisons.

The federal rules took shape amid an intensive lobbying campaign by the insurance industry, and advocates say the result was a weakening of the law’s basic goal of giving consumers a simple way to shop for health insurance.

(via The Boston Globe)

Think it’s hard choosing among cell phone plans? We all know we’re getting cheated, but who has the time to compare plans in a meaningful fashion? We can take some small solace from the fact that with cellphones it’s not life and death; just more bucks out of our pockets that we shouldn’t be spending. With health care it’s a bit different.

But speaking of cellphones and internet service generally, lets not forget that we in the United States have slower internet service and poorer cellphone service than most of the rest of the world. Why?

If you were going to look for ground zero in the fight against a rapidly consolidating telecom and cable industry, you might end up on the fifth floor of the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law in New York.

Susan Crawford, a professor at the school, has written a book, “Captive Audience: The Telecom Industry and Monopoly Power in the New Gilded Age,” that offers a calm but chilling state-of-play on the information age in the United States. She is on a permanent campaign, speaking at schools, conferences and companies — she was at Google last week — and in front of Congress, asserting that the status quo has been great for providers but an expensive mess for everyone else.

Ms. Crawford argues that the airwaves, the cable systems and even access to the Internet have been overtaken by monopolists who resist innovation and chronically overcharge consumers.

The 1996 Telecommunications Act, which was meant to lay down track to foster competition in a new age, allowed cable companies and telecoms to simply divide markets and merge their way to monopoly. If you are looking for the answer to why much of the developed world has cheap, reliable connections to the Internet while America seems just one step ahead of the dial-up era, her office — or her book — would be a good place to find out.

In a recent conversation, she explained that wired and wireless connections, building blocks of modern life, are now essentially controlled by four companies. Comcast and Time Warner have a complete lock on broadband in the markets they control, covering some 50 million American homes, while Verizon and AT&T own 64 percent of cellphone service. Don’t get her started on the Comcast-NBCUniversal merger unless you have some time on your hands.

“There has been a division of, ‘You take the wires, we’ll take wireless,’ which means that there is very little competition and investment, and very little access to high-speed connections,” Ms. Crawford said. It is worth pointing out that the billionaire Carlos Slim Helú controls 80 percent of the landlines in Mexico and 70 percent of the wireless market there. His recent appearance at the New York Public Library was accompanied by protests that his outsize presence was hurting consumers in Mexico. (Mr. Slim holds a minority stake in The New York Times Company.)

(via NYTimes.com)

The article points out that the telecommunications companies have lobbied for barriers to competition, including laws barring municipalities from providing internet service. Some folks have compared Professor Crawford to Elizabeth Warren, and you know what that means:

And she is hardly a lone gadfly shouting against the wind. When the F.C.C. chairmanship came open recently, petitions sprang up all over the Web, suggesting that President Obama select Ms. Crawford in an effort to return consumer fairness and balance to regulatory matters.

Instead, the president has nominated a venture capitalist and former chief lobbyist for the telecommunications industry, Tom Wheeler. As Politico reported, Mr. Wheeler will have to divest himself of a large portfolio of industry holdings in order to take the job. Perhaps that shedding of assets will help him in his transition to an advocate for American consumers stung by hefty Internet, cable and wireless costs.

Yes, perhaps it will. Would anyone care to take a bet and make me a rich man? We all know that he’ll just be biding his time until he can cash in with his former masters for holding the line against competition for the length of his term. I think FDR said he put Joe Kennedy in charge of the FTC because he felt you should set a thief to catch a thief. That worked with Kennedy, but that was then and this is now.

The odd thing about this particular example of rent seeking is, as the article points out, the fact that it causes real harm to other American businesses, who have to put up with an internet that is in the Stone Age relative to that enjoyed by the foreign competition. If they were looking after their stockholders, they’d be fighting mad about this state of affairs, but that’s not what it’s about. They’re rent seekers too, at least the ones with the power and the lobbyists, and they see their class interests as more important than the interests of mere stockholders, or, perish the thought, the country, small businesses, or consumers.

Friday Night Music-Nostalgia edition

These are songs that, at least for me, pre-date my first transistor radio. They have absolutely nothing to do with anything going on in the world today, and have only a cheery optimism in common.

It’s funny the things that stick in your head. When I was a kid I liked this song, and this cartoon version has stuck in my memory long after so much else has faded. I was pleased to find it alive and well on youtube. Watch carefully, and you’ll see a bit of Bing Crosby and Bob Hope in there.

“Swing on a Star” brought “High Hopes” to mind, and it occurred to me that I’ve never put Frank Sinatra up, mostly because I still harbor a bit of ill will against him for becoming a Republican, and I never quite understood the cult of Sinatra. Still, as a kid I loved this song.

Old Man Rant

One of the advantages of being a near-geezer (still can’t accept it totally) is that you get to complain about trivial things. Or you think you do. So, thats what I’m going to to now-complain about the New London Day.

But before I do, let me observe that the Republicans and the media are all wrong trying to compare the Obama “scandals” to Watergate. The proper comparison is to the Lewinsky affair, which was preceded, as they like to forget, by years of investigation into Whitewater, which even the New York Times insisted on treating as a genuine scandal, though there was nothing there. The Republicans and the media are suffering from amnesia about that little affair, because they both came off looking far worse than Clinton. The present “scandals” don’t even involve Obama personally, particularly the IRS affair, about which I’d bet my hat he knew nothing.

But, on to the Day. Many moons ago I downloaded an Ipad app called “Pressreader” because the Day was allegedly available for download through that app to subscribers. It actually worked for a day or two, after which it refused to recognize me. It was such a lousy app that I saw no reason to pursue it.

So, imagine my surprise and satisfaction today when I got an email from the Day, inviting me to download their new standalone app. Which I did, and it looked very much like the Boston Globe app, which is quite good. I immediately tried to enter the username and password I used in Pressreader. I got an error message that said “System Error-too many authorizations”, which of course tells me absolutely nothing. Calls to the Day yielded voicemails. There were no instructions in the app about how one authorized an account or even created one. But there was a “Send us Feedback” button, which I pressed and my email program opened with an email pre-addressed to a person at the Day. I wrote about my problem and pressed send.

Now mind you. This app was just created. Here’s the response I got:

This email is no longer active.
Please contact The Day directly at 860.442.2200 and the receptionist will direct your call.

Thank you!

Which brought me right back where I started.

Fuzzy logic

Much like fuzzy math, except this time it’s really fuzzy, not fake fuzzy like Bush’s.

In this morning’s Times, writing on behalf of the usually superb ProPublica, Jesse Eisenger defends the hedge fund guys that have been attacking the Fed and takes to task the economic bloggers that have been having a field day making fun of them.

Many hedge fund managers have been predicting that high inflation and fleeing creditors would send interest rates skyrocketing. Stanley Druckenmiller, Paul Singer, J. Kyle Bass and David Einhorn — all big names in the investing world — have warned against the supposedly runaway central banker. Mr. Druckenmiller said that Mr. Bernanke was “running the most inappropriate monetary policy in history.”

And they have been wrong. Those silly hedge fund managers. They don’t understand macroeconomics! As Paul Krugman (and many others) have explained, the lack of demand explains why there isn’t any inflation and why interest rates haven’t risen despite all the money-printing.

Economists and bloggers have been competing to figure out why these supposedly smart guys are so confused. In an astute post, a Berkeley economist, Brad DeLong, explained his theory: hedge fund managers thought they could muscle the Fed into caving on its big trade, much like they got JPMorgan Chase to cave on the “London Whale” trades. But they fought the Fed, and the Fed won.

(via NYTimes.com)

Lest you think Mr. Eisenger will get around to showing that the hedge fund guys are right after all, I offer the following:

The Druckenmillers of the world have been and will continue to be wrong about a coming debt crisis and runaway inflation. A dose of moderate inflation would help the economy right now. It would spur spending and investment, and ease debtors’ plight.

So, what’s the problem? Why might, as the column’s title says, the hedge fund managers be “right about the fed”. Well, this requires logic almost on a par with the folks at Politifact:

It’s impressive that the Fed and many economists have successfully predicted the path of interest rates and inflation in the wake of the worst financial crisis in a generation. But neither the central bank nor academicians managed to predict or prevent the crisis in the first place. The failure dwarfs the accomplishment.

I was actually disappointed to see that Krugman had written on this, since I had intended to do so when I read the thing this morning, but I had to work, so he beat me to it. Anyway, as Krugman points out here, the argument doesn’t wash even if you accept the factual premise. But it does seem sort of weird logic to state that since Alan Greenspan screwed the pooch, Ben Bernanke should be criticized, even when he’s doing the right thing. Sort of like saying that you should condemn Obama because Bush screwed up.

It’s also not true, as Krugman does not point out, that no one saw this coming. Some people, such as Dean Baker, clearly did. The fact that none of them had the power to do anything but warn anyone who would listen doesn’t change the fact that they saw it coming, and the fact that they had no ability to influence events is proof of failure on the part of our political system, not on their part.