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When he’s not coining money writing relatively drecky stuff for the movies, Randy Newman is busy writing superb songs filled with wit and irony. I’ve been a fan since my long ago college days. For no reason in particular I present for your viewing pleasure this video (not really a song) I just found, in which Randy laments the passing of an era, and says “A Few Words in Defense of our Country”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs[/youtube]

Here’s more. Everyone should hear “Political Science” (from one of the greatest albums of all time, “Sail Away”) at least once, in which a younger Randy speaks for a more confident America. You have to get past the introduction. This is the only version I could find that actually features Randy.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vb0Mu0mhlw[/youtube]

In the introduction the British fellow points out that Randy proves that Americans do irony, but Americans prove they don’t. I’ve found at least two instances where youtube posters completely miss the point. once on Political Science, in which I thought the irony was too upfront to miss, and once on the more subtle He Give Us All His Love.

Yeesh, no wonder people like Bush thrive in this country.

Another general weighs in

Steadily shredding Bush’s cover story:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw4jSZLkJqA[/youtube]

Building bridges

Alaskans sure do like bridges. Frustrated in their attempt to build one bridge to nowhere, they are not attempting to build a bridge to almost nowhere:

n 2005, Congress defeated the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere” earmark spearheaded by Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK), which would have spent $200 million connecting mainland Alaska to an island home to 50 people.

Roll Call reports today that members of Alaska’s congressional delegation are persisting in making another bridge in the Alaskan tundra. Their pet project this time is for a bridge in the sparsely populated Knik Arm region, and the earmark “could mean a significant windfall for a number of people close to the Congressional delegation…some of whom purchased land in the area.”

Both Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) and Rep. Don Young (R-AK) have several relatives and former aides who own land or stock in companies with property in the Knik Arm region. Most notorious, however, is Stevens, whose underlings stand to make hundreds of thousands of dollars from the bridge:

Wouldn’t it be cheaper for us taxpayers if Congress just set aside a couple of million dollars a years for the “Ted Stevens/Lisa Murkowski slush fund” and let them just give the money to anyone they choose? The last bridge was going to cost $200 million. If this bridge is comparable then it is going to cost us about $198 million dollars extra just to feed Stevens’ insatiable appetite for taxpayer’s dollars. That’s a lot of money just to maintain the fiction that he and his cronies aren’t corrupt.

Note to Democrats: You’re in charge now, and these people are all Republicans. A chance to do well by doing good.

Silently longing

The Catholic Church, at least today, has a fairly good record on science. Having been burned by Galileo (figuratively that is, almost literally for him), the Church has kept a rather low profile on scientific issues. Officially, for instance, it has reluctantly accepted the scientific validity of evolution. However, that doesn’t stop it from adopting faith based approaches to other disciplines. Philosophy is a given, and almost excusable. Also ripe for the truthiness approach is History, and Pope Ratzinger hasn’t disappointed. Like Colbert, he has no use for what’s in books if his gut tells him different. He gave his listeners in South America a history lesson recently:

…[I}n comment likely to generate controversy in Latin America, the pope said indigenous peoples, “silently longing” for Christianity, had welcomed the arrival of European priests who “purified” them. Many indigenous rights groups believe the conquest ushered in a period of disease, mass murder, enslavement and the shattering of their cultures.

There’s a twofer for you: A Pope spreading lies and a news organization playing the “on the one hand, on the other hand” card. Who knows, after all, where the truth lies. Are you going to believe massive amounts of historical evidence, or the Pope. Take your pick.

Okay, I admit it, we’ll never know if those folks were silently longing for the white man to come and convert them. Maybe they were. One thing we do know is that they weren’t silent after Columbus got to them-they were too busy screaming. A quick Google search for “columbus native peoples extermination” reveals this little gem, among many others:

All told, it is likely that between 60 million and 80 million people from the Indies to the Amazon had perished as a result of the European invasion even before the dawning of the seventeenth century. Although much of that ghastly population collapse was caused by the spread of european diseases to which the native peoples had no immunity, an enormous amount of it was the result of mass murder. A good deal, as well, derived from simply working the enslaved native laborers to death.

I’ll spare you some of the grisly details and the more inventive methods of killing that the Christians used to save souls. But I can’t resist this quote from Bertrand Russell:

“The Spaniards in Mexico and Peru used to baptize Indian infants and then immediately dash their brains out; by this means they secured that these infants went to heaven. No orthodox Christian can find any logical reason for condemning their action, although all nowadays do so”.

Well, not all. Obviously Bertrand Russell never met Ratzi. Those kids had their silent longings fulfilled, were “purified”, and now are happy with God forever and ever in heaven, as are the pious murderers who sent them there. Those grumblers in South America are just ungrateful swine.

The few, the proud, the convicted

We have a problem, as everyone knows, finding people to serve in the Armed Forces. A columnist in today’s Courant has the answer.

Before the answer is revealed, however, he finds it necessary to libel every high school student and, by extension, every high school teacher in America:

Military recruiters are wasting time and energy trolling high school halls for manpower. Take a look at so many high school classrooms: You’ll see rooms strewn with abused books, crumpled bags of chips, emptied cans of soda; you’ll see dissipation and contempt.

The writer should know, one assumes, though he provides no evidence and he doesn’t teach high school.

Things must have changed radically in the past few years. My kids were in high school not that long ago, and I seem to recall that they, along with many of their contemporaries, were hard working, serious kids. The universal dissipation and contempt must be a recent phenomenon.

But not to worry, we have another institution just chock full of people with the seriousness of purpose, and most importantly, the need for structure so inherent in military life: our prisons. In fact, many of our time serving felons yearn for the chance to enter the Armed Forces. Indeed, their prison experience admirably suits them for a military career:

Inmates live by regimens, [one inmate] said, which should be viewed as a qualification.

I’m as ready as the next person to believe that almost anyone (sorry, Karl, George, Abu, etc., not everyone) can be redeemed. Still, I can’t help thinking that those prisoners, or most of them, went to high school, and there’s a better than even chance that they were highly ranked in the dissipation and contempt scale. In fact, to a great extent, it was their very leadership on that score that landed them in prison. Maybe it’s a good idea to stock our armed forces with convicted felons, but, given the problems we already have with torture and civilian killings, perhaps we ought to think twice about focusing our recruitment efforts in our prisons.

They shovel horseshit, don’t they?

In today’s Times, an article on the new French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, begins with an extended, and ultimately baffling metaphor, in which the reporter riffs on the fact that Sarkozy rode a horse. As near as I can figure, the point is that while Sarkozy rode a horse-indeed, a white horse- he is not the Lone Ranger or Gary Cooper at High Noon. He is not, in short, the man of destiny single handedly imposing order on a fractious frontier. A sidebar (print edition only) apparently helps those of us too dim to get the point:

Bush on a horse sends one signal. Sarkozy on a horse sends another.

Translation: Sarkozy’s no Lone Ranger, Bush is.

The reporter who wrote the piece no doubt did not write the sidebar, so he can’t be blamed. But someone at the Times wrote it, and an editor let it in. The sidebar itself sends a signal, in fact a shout, of its own, about the American media and its insistence on attributing masculine “strength” to Bush in particular, and Republican politicians in general.

The Times apparently believes that our brush cutting president, owner of a bought for photo-op ranch in Crawford, must be a John Wayne in the saddle, because – well, just because. After all, Reagan was, wasn’t he, and aren’t all Republicans man’s men?

The truth, something the media prefers not to tell (or discover) is that Bush’s cowboy image is a disguise for a moral and physical coward, metaphorically revealed in the real life relationship between our cowboy president and horses.

I submit the following facts to a candid world:

The only relevant result at Google Images for the term “bush horse” is the following:

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Maybe the Times can clarify exactly what signal it believes this image sends. You will not find another.

Rest assured if Bush rode horses, Rove would make sure he issued his cowboy announcements, steely eyed and hand on his holster, from the back of his steed. If you have any doubt, do a straight Google of the term “bush afraid of horses” and peruse the links. Where’s there’s smoke there’s fire, in some cases at least. Lord knows if Karl could get George on a horse he’d have done it by now.

Now, I don’t particularly care that our cowboy president is afraid of horses. It’s not even surprising. What sets me off is the reflexive assumption by our paper of record that, despite the fact that he hasn’t been seen on horseback in six years, our chickenshit president is the Lone Ranger, horse and all. Why do they rush to swallow, and even embellish, the Rovian Bush fantasy?

I always thought that at least one function of the press was to get through to the reality behind the images politicians seek to project. The Times, after all, worked hard to get behind the images of Democrats, by, in those cases, pushing Republican lines of attack (e.g., Gore the liar (Bush gets a pass), Kerry and his “butler”, (Bush gets a pass), and Edwards and his haircut (all Republicans get a pass)) that bore less resemblance to reality than the images they supplanted. In the Wonderland world of our media, when Republicans are the subject, the myth is all we hear.

Bush hardly needs Fox when the alleged non-partisan media is so willing to spread this type of propaganda.

Priorities

It has been remarked elsewhere that the American media has taken a decidedly low key approach to reporting the fact that over half the members of the Iraqi Parliament want a timetable for U.S. withdrawal.

The story leaked out several days ago, but it took the New York Times until this morning to mention it in its print edition. It really is odd that the paper that trumpeted bogus WMD claims on page 1 sees fit to relegate this story to page 6.

I’m only being half sarcastic. At this point it really is odd. With the Bush pre-war justification now exposed as a fraud, and the issue of timetables so much a part of our domestic discourse, isn’t this story critically important? At this point, is it really in the Times interest to keep covering for the Boy King? Isn’t it front page news that the Iraqi Parliament, for whatever reason, agrees with the Democrats? How can we expect to “succeed”, however success is defined at the moment, if the people we are supposedly seeking to help want to see the back of us?

A general speaks out

General John Batiste

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMPIi03wSfY[/youtube]

After this ad was released CBS fired him as a military consultant, while retaining Bush supporting “consultants“.

Supporting the troops

Joe Courtney votes to withdraw all troops within 9 months.

Octopus meets shark

Fascinating but not for the squeamish. My wife discovered this video on a blog written by a friend of my older son’s. Nothing political about it, but certainly shows how surprising nature can be.

[googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7004909622962894202&hl=en[/googlevideo]