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The Devil defers to a better man

Seen on a bumper on our way to Newport yesterday:

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Friday night music

Neil Young makes a suggestion:

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The video is more than a year old, so many of Bush’s impeachable offenses still lay before him.

All we need is Common Sense

A few days I argued that the Democrats could appeal to the visceral emotions of voters, as Drew Westen advocates and still make reasoned arguments. The two aren’t mutually exclusive, for there’s nothing that says you can’t make an impassioned argument that is consistent with reason.

I’m listening to a biography of Tom Paine these days, and it came to mind that Paine is a perfect example of someone who was able to appeal to both reason and emotion. Common Sense was brilliantly argued, and part of its effectiveness lay in the difficulty Paine’s opponents had in answering his arguments. But the pamphlet was brilliantly effective for another reason: Paine spoke to the common man in his own language, giving voice to inchoate resentments that seethed below the surface but had not been articulated so effectively before. He said very little that was new, but he said it in a way that was the opposite of the dispassionate, convoluted mode in which his contemporaries had been taught to write and argue. Before his pamphlet came out, anyone advocating Independence was a wild eyed radical; within weeks of its publication Independence was an unstoppable idea. Like master politicians and manipulators today, Paine knew how to frame an issue, but he stayed faithful to reason and intellectual honesty.

Reading it now, in the age of content free sound bites, we might easily miss the appeal to emotion that is embedded in Paine’s prose. But his audience didn’t. Maybe Michael Moore is our Tom Paine (he does strike fear in the hearts of the Tories), but things are bad. These days, one Tom Paine is not enough.

Outrage fatigue closing in on the tax front-what else is new

Life is tough for pundits like Paul Krugman. Yesterday’s outrage seems mild by comparison with today’s. If you write your column a day or two ahead of deadline you risk writing about yesterday’s scandal.

Case in point, today Krugman takes the Democrats to task for slowly walking away from mandating fair taxation of hedge fund managers. The hedge fund crowd has taken the position that their earned income is capital gains, and they have, so far, gotten away with it:

The effect of this redefinition is that income that should be considered by normal standards to be ordinary income taxed at a 35 percent rate is treated as capital gains, taxed at only 15 percent instead. So fund managers get to pay a low tax rate that is supposed to provide incentives to risk-taking investors, even though they aren’t investors and they aren’t taking risks.

For example, the typical hedge-fund manager has a 2-and-20 contract — that is, he gets a fee equal to 2 percent of the funds under management, plus 20 percent of whatever his fund earns. It’s not exactly straight salary, but none of this income comes from putting his own wealth at risk. Except for the fact that he might make a billion dollars a year, he resembles a waitress whose income depends on a mix of wages and tips, or a salesman who lives on a mix of salary and commissions, more than he resembles an entrepreneur who sinks his life savings into a new business.

Outrageous? Yes, but mild compared to this from the front page of the very paper in which Krugman’s column appeared:

The Blackstone Group, the big buyout firm, has devised a way for its partners to effectively avoid paying taxes on $3.7 billion, the bulk of what it raised last month from selling shares to the public.

Although they will initially pay $553 million in taxes, the partners will get that back, and about $200 million more, from the government over the long term.

That’s right. These hedge fund guys just can’t get motivated to pull down billions a year if they have to pay a whopping 15% in income tax. Without us yokels subsidizing them, they might not invest other people’s money at all, and then where would we be? As Abu Gonzalez might say, this new scam renders outrage at the capital gains dodge somewhat “quaint”.

ADDENDUM: There is some good news. No less a corporate coddler than Hillary Clinton has grabbed the hedge fund tax issue to burnish her credentials with us little people:

Senator Clinton, speaking at a rally in New Hampshire, called for ending a “glaring inequity” that allows investment managers in certain partnerships to take large amounts of their compensation in the form of performance fees or “carried interest,” which is taxed at the 15 percent capital gains rate rather than at income tax rates as high as 35 percent.

Tea: the magic elixir

A link from the Seminal directs us to this article at the BBC News, in which we find that tea is healthier than water. Those who know me know that I drink vast quantities of tea. (By the way, did you know that Connecticut has a large number of excellent sources of quality teas, including my favorite Special Teas, from out of Stratford). I was delighted to learn that my favorite vice is in fact good for me. According to Dr Carrie Ruxton of Kings College London, tea:

Does not dehydrate, as is commonly believed, but in fact replaces lost fluids.

Protects against heart disease and some cancers.

Contains polyphenol antioxidants that help prevent cell damage.

Contains antioxidants, which everyone knows are great things. Without them, we couldn’t feel good about eating chocolate and drinking wine.

Protects against tooth plaque and potentially tooth decay.

Strengthens bones.

Some might say this is all too good to be true. Alas, those cynics might be right:

The Tea Council provided funding for the work. Dr Ruxton stressed that the work was independent.

Ah well, I can believe what I want to believe.

Joe Courtney on Iraq

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NY Firefighters take on Giuliani

The New York Times published an article on the New York Firefighters video piece on Rudy Giuliani. Here’s the video itself. You wonder, sometimes, how people like Giuliani manage to sleep.

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By the way, the Times, along with a number of other media outlets, somehow forgot to mention that “Richard Shierer, a former firefighter who was commissioner of the city’s Office of Emergency Management on Sept. 11”, who defended Giuliani, is “a senior vice president at Giuliani Partners LLC, a consulting firm established by Giuliani, who is still listed as the firm’s chairman and chief executive officer”. No use confusing us with the facts.

Day lily

Today our yellow day lilies started to bloom.

Vermont to country: Eat our shorts!

I reside in Connecticut, but in my fantasies I reside in Vermont. There is no better state in the Union. I actually own property there, so though I am not a resident, I am a taxpayer, and can feel a certain amount of pride for my home state by purchase, so to speak.

So I was thrilled to see that the nation agrees, and has conferred immortality on Springfield, Vermont, by designating it as the official home of the Simpsons.

Vermont’s Springfield — which has a bowling alley, a pub, a prison and a nuclear power plant just down the road — wasn’t initially part of the contest, but a local Chamber of Commerce executive appealed to movie producer 20th Century Fox and the race was on.

The town submitted a video shot by a 17-year-old volunteer cameraman showing buildings with “Springfield” in them and featuring Homer — played by a Burlington talk-show host — running through town chasing a big, pink, rolling doughnut.

Eventually, a mob chases him into a movie theater

I have gone to see movies in that very movie theater, an old fashioned theater in an old fashioned downtown.

In truth, both Springfield the town and Vermont the state are unlikely settings for the fictional Springfield. Neither the town or the state are brain dead enough to really qualify (see, e.g., Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Alabama, et. al). Nonetheless, it is a deserved honor for a great little town in a great little state.

Update: As further proof of Vermont’s relative enlightenment, I submit the following (click for enlargement) which shows the relative concentration of religious adherents in the fifty states (courtesy of Richard Dawkins). Interestingly enough, the enlightened section of Connecticut appears be the easternmost, including my very own New London County. It’s also good to see that Maine scores exceptionally well on the disbelief index.

Candid advice to Democrats-no charge

Harriet Miers, she who would have been a Supreme Court justice (could we have done worse than we did?) is going to refuse to even appear to a Congressional hearing to which she has been subpoenaed, because George Bush has invoked “executive privilege” and instructed her not to appear. Congressional Democrats are outraged. After all, it is settled law that, at the very least, a person under subpoena must appear and invoke a claim of privilege on a question by question basis. But King George has declared in advance that each and every question that might be asked of private citizen Miers transgresses his royal privileges, and she has acquiesced to his orders. It follows, by the way, that George can also command any person to blow off a court subpoena on the same grounds of privilege. In other words, no one who conspires with George or his minions may testify about the conspiracy.

Now executive privilege does not appear anywhere in the constitution, nor is it a creature of statute. But presidents have claimed, in the recent past, that it must be in there somewhere because otherwise they will be unable to get candid advice if the substance of that advice can be revealed every time the president decides to engage in a criminal conspiracy. Republican strict constructionists have no trouble discerning this privilege in the Constitution, during those periods of time when there is a Republican in the White House.

I would suggest that the Congressional Democrats re-think their opposition to the notion of executive privilege, particularly if it is as expansive as Bush claims. For there is every bit as much support in the Consittution for the doctrine of “legislative privilege” as there is for “executive privilege”, and there’s no doubt that such a thing can be a handy thing to have. Consider that legislators have every bit as much need of candid advice as the executive, and they tend to get it from sources every bit as suspect as the president. Why, Duke Cunningham might still be in Congress today, or at least not in jail, if he had simply ordered the assorted lobbyists who were giving him candid advice to refuse to answer the subpoenas with which they were served. According to Bush, it’s not even necessary that the advice involved ever reach the presidential ear, it’s enough that the “advice” was exchanged between people, one of whom might eventually give the president advice, or who might give advice to someone who might give the president advice. Moreover, if the potential witness knows anything else, even if it has nothing to do with candid advice, he or she can still be unilaterally barred from testifying. So Duke, for instance, could have exercised his privilege (sadly, he didn’t know about it) to bar any testimony that might have revealed the nature and amount of the candid advice he received.

Some might ask: John, what do you mean by the amount of advice? Advice doesn’t come in amounts. But there you’d be wrong. Bear with me.

Now, as most of us know, the Supreme Court recently equated spending money with speech. It held that the government could not regulate the vast sums of money spent on deceptive advertising in the last weeks of a political campaign. There are a host of other cases in which the right to spend money has been equated with speech. Well, I would submit that there is no distinction between “advice” and “speech”, so it follows that since money is speech solidified, it is likewise advice solidified. When a lobbyist gives a Congressman money for his or her vote, the lobbyist is merely giving candid advice. Congressman Jefferson, it seems to me, should simply declare that the advice found in his freezer should be barred from evidence at his trial, as a matter of legislative privilege. I would go even further, and argue that laws against bribery of elected officials are unconstitutional, as they transgress on both legislative and executive privilege.

It is a sad fact of life that power corrupts, so it is only a matter of time before Congressional Democrats are getting candid advice from future Jack Abramoffs. They might want to think twice before scoffing at Bush’s claim to a right to obstruct justice at his own discretion. They might, instead, consider trying to get a piece of the action for themselves.