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The English Language pleads for mercy under the Republican onslaught

Richard Grenell, is, or was, Romney’s National Security Spokesman, in charge of dispensing lies concerning Foreign Affairs. In a richly ironic development, he has had to resign from his job defending one form of Republican craziness because his open homosexuality got him in trouble with an entirely different group of Republican crazies. I have no sympathy for the guy, as it is quite difficult to gin up much concern for any gay person who would be personally crazy enough to affiliate with a party, many of whose members would be happy to put him into a concentration camp. But his resignation statement brought me up short:

The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin, who broke the news Tuesday, suggested that the openly gay Grenell likely resigned because of a “full-court press by anti-gay conservatives.” Grenell confirmed his resignation in a statement to Rubin:

I have decided to resign from the Romney campaign as the Foreign Policy and National Security Spokesman. While I welcomed the challenge to confront President Obama’s foreign policy failures and weak leadership on the world stage, my ability to speak clearly and forcefully on the issues has been greatly diminished by the hyper-partisan discussion of personal issues that sometimes comes from a presidential campaign. I want to thank Governor Romney for his belief in me and my abilities and his clear message to me that being openly gay was a non-issue for him and his team.

Grenell is described in the articles by members of the press as a “liar”, and though I can’t speak to that directly, it certainly appears that he’s a member of the Humpty Dumpty squad, making words work overtime as he proves he is master over any mere dictionary definition.

No reasonable person could interpret the use of the term “hyper-partisan discussion of personal issues”, coming from a spokesman for a Republican candidate, as anything but an attack on Democrats. Even Humpty Dumpty would draw the line at calling a Republican attack on a Republican “partisan”. Yet where are the Democrats in this story? Nary a peep from our side, so far as I’m aware. From a partisan perspective, they would likely have preferred the guy stay where he was, both because he has a reputation among the press corps as a liar, and because his presence would have been a constant source of friction among the Republicans. It would appear that Republicans can’t help themselves; they simply must blame Democrats for all their self inflicted woes.

But I’m not here to defend the Democrats. They should be able to take care of themselves, though of course, they’re not. I write to defend our sorely traduced language. Our poor words are having their identities stolen left and right. Well, actually come to think of it, mostly from the right. In a country in which our legislators can take the time to legislate against holding hands, can’t they spare a moment or two to legislate a suitable punishment for assault and battery upon our poor defenseless words?

Business as usual

I, of course, don’t know the whole back-story on this. Maybe, really, truly, the guy wasn’t encouraged to resign. But isn’t it time that the Obama folks just started saying “fuck you” to these people, instead of throwing their own under the bus?

Friday Night Music

I came upon this song in a sort of haphazard way. I was listening to Eric Clapton and B.B. King in my car, and I was taken with their version of Come Rain or Come Shine. Unfortunately, as I suspected, it was not to be found in video form, so I decided to look for a good version by someone else. Maybe this one can be beat, but I doubt it can be topped. Norah Jones and Wynton Marsalis.

I should admit, by the way, that my attempt to find topical songs each week has pretty much fizzled out. I can’t be blamed entirely. Howe many songs are out there, for instance, about student loans?

Another fauxpology

Monica Crowley “apologizes” for her offensive and illogical tweet (“To a Man?”) regarding Sandra Fluke’s engagement:

Regret my tweeted question caused a stir. I certainly & unequivocally apologize to Sandra & anyone else I offended. Not my intention.

This comes slightly closer to being an apology than the Zimmerman fauxpology, but when properly translated, it still doesn’t quite get there:

I’m sorry that other people reacted predictably to my offensive tweet. It’s their fault.

It’s a funny thing about right wing humor. It’s never funny.

Yet, these people rule our world

Does this guy even know he’s being mocked?

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When I was watching this one, I figured, during the opening shot, that it was an impersonator. But no, it was the real thing.

Pay that word overtime

One of my favorite passages from Alice in Wonderland:

When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master – – that’s all.”

What brings this to mind?

Seems Steve Doocy, our friend at Fox, has decided he’s the master. As you may have heard:

…Doocy added some words to an Obama quote when he last Thursday claimed he said, “Unlike some people, I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.” What Obama actually said was, “Somebody gave me an education. I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.”

Some folks might say that Doocy was trying to transform this line, which Obama has been using on and off for years, into a direct, rather than subtle attack on Romney. For reasons mysterious, this business as usual Fox fabrication kicked up a bit of a shitstorm, which is when Doocy showed who was master:

Facing strong criticism, Fox News host Steve Doocy on Tuesday morning corrected a quote by President Obama that he partially fabricated last week, conceding on air that he “did some paraphrasing.”

“Last week President Obama talked about not being born with a silver spoon in his mouth. That was interpreted as a big dig at Mitt Romney,” Doocy said toward the end of Fox & Friends. “When I was interviewing Governor Romney on this show I asked him about it. However, I did some paraphrasing that seemed to misquote the president. So to be clear, the president’s exact quote was, ‘I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.’ And I hope that clears up any confusion.”

Note he doesn’t repeat his “paraphrase”. But, that’s incidental, here’s where Doocy out humpties Dumpty.

Paraphrase “A restatement of a text or passage in another form or other words, often to clarify meaning”

That’s the dictionary definition, but Doocy shows it who’s boss. We can only hope that when Doocy follows Humpty’s lead:

`When I make a word do a lot of work like that,’ said Humpty Dumpty, `I always pay it extra.’

Rotten to the core, but I just can’t quit ’em

Yesterday I tried to download an app from Apple and was met with one of those ghastly new security requirements that require you to answer pre packaged security questions. As they point out here, the questions are incredibly stupid, even stupider than those my bank makes me answer. Naturally, there’s no way you can be sure you will remember your answer to most of them, so you have to write them down and then frantically search for them when your way is barred in the future. I thought I could make it easier for myself by using three questions, all of which I could honestly answer with the same word, but Apple was having none of it. Totally infuriating, and as the linked article says, amazingly ineptly done. Given what Tim Cook is being paid, we should expect absolute perfection in everything Apple does. Why should we expect less from a guy that is “earning” enough to support about 10,000 families?

Speaking of Apple, the good folks of Prineville, Oregon have, for the sake of 35 jobs (that’s right folks, that’s 35 with no zeroes, and god only knows how many Prinevillians will get one), given Apple a sweetheart deal that makes the Groton Town Council look like a bunch of sharp operators. Apple will build a data center worth $250,000,000.00; pay no taxes for 15 years, except for fixed payments of $150,000.00 a year. Those 35 jobs are to pay at least 150% of the average wage in Crook County, in which Prineville is situated. That works out to the princely sum of about $24.00 per hour. That means the entire staff may make as much in a year as Tim Cook makes each time he draws a breath. It’s hard to see why the town bothered to get anything at all from the world’s biggest corporation, given the pittance it got. But who am I to complain? Surely Apple needed a tax break or it might have had to break into that pile of cash, drawn from the blood, sweat and tears of thousands of Chinese slaves, on which it is sitting. By the way, a modest prediction: 15 years from now, when the tax bill comes due, Apple will leave for some other Prineville. See, e.g., the way Pfizer shafted New London.

This is an insane country in an insane world. Were we sane, Congress would immediately outlaw the race to the bottom that results from this sort of thing.

All this being said, of course, I can’t wait to get my next Apple toy.

Media lies on social security

One of the reasons I started this blog was to combat, in my own small way, the Bush attack on social security. I educated myself on the issue quite a bit. Back then, it looked like Bush was going to succeed in privatizing the system, with help from folks like Lieberman and little resistance from the scaredy Dems, who were ready to run from the fight. After all, Bush had just been re-elected, and although he never mentioned plans to destroy social security, he took his questionable (see, Ohio) re-election as a mandate to do just that and secure for himself the Holy Grail of conservatism. It didn’t work, thanks not to the Democrats in Congress, but to the Democrats on the home front, who made it clear to the wusses that they weren’t going to put up with a cave in on this issue.

There are no permanent victories however. This article, from the Columbia Journalism Review, (via Hullabaloo) gives some good background on the intensifying media campaign to spread lies about Social Security in order to destroy the program. This campaign is succeeding for two reasons:

1. Republicans continue to push their lies.

2. Democrats absolutely fail to push the truth, and when they do, they do it in a fashion so apologetic that they are totally unconvincing. A corollary of this is that they absolutely fail to work the media, which inevitably follows the path of least resistance, which is to parrot the Republican lies.

The article is well worth the read. One quibble: the author, Trudy Lieberman, quotes one Social Security critic who conflates the budgetary impact of Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, without noting how intellectually dishonest that is. The programs are entirely separate, and while Medicare and Medicaid do have serious financial problems (caused mainly by the skyrocketing cost of health care), Social Security does not, and what long term problems it has could be easily fixed. Arguing that Social Security and Medicare are causing huge budget deficits is a little like arguing that eating carrots and ice cream will make you fat. It’s true, but there’s no need to mention the carrots.

She does note something else of which all should be aware. The recent payroll tax holiday, or whatever you want to call it, is a Trojan Horse designed to destroy Social Security. If it weren’t for the Republican’s inability to support anything Obama is for, they would never have opposed extending it. If it is continued indefinitely, then the argument that Social Security is a welfare program becomes more legitimate. The program has popular support and legitimacy because people believe, and rightly so, that they have worked and paid for their benefits. Separate the payments from the benefits, and you undermine the system.

English Lesson

We are told by the press that George Zimmerman apologized to Trayvon Martin’s parents yesterday. It is a curious thing: people, meaning the press, who live by words, so often seem to have no idea what they mean.

The word was used in today’s Day, Times and Globe, and was all over the internet yesterday.

So, class, today we are going to have a little English lesson. Here is the pertinent definition for the word “apologize”, taken from the American Heritage Dictionary, 5th Edition:

To make excuse for, or regretful acknowledgement of a fault or offense.

Here is what George Zimmerman said:

I am sorry for the loss of your son.

I had nothing to do with killing Trayvon Martin. Here is what I would say if I were to meet Trayvon Martin’s parents:

I am sorry for the loss of your son.

There are two and only two essential elements of an apology: acceptance of responsibility and regret for ones actions. Zimmerman’s statement lacks both. It is something quite different. It is an assemblage of words that he expected to be called an apology by a lazy press. His expectations were, of course, fulfilled.

 

Friday Night Music

It’s increasingly the case, more’s the pity, that these videos are suggested by the obituaries, and I’m not talking about Dick Clark. Levon Helm, of the Band died yesterday so the choice is made. My personal favorite Band song is I Shall Be Released, but as Helm doesn’t sing on that one, at least not on the videos I found, I decided to go with these two, both of which are classics. First, The Weight, from the performance at Woodstock:

 

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