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Brief report from the Charter Revision Commission

I spent the evening at a Charter Revision Commission meeting, tinkering with the fundamental law of Groton. The process starts to get interesting from here on in; the basic work is done, and now we turn to the issue of the referendum. Groton is well, if unimaginatively governed. We have relatively low taxes. We have a reasonably good, if not great, school system. The solution to this non-problem has been obvious to the tax nuts for years: budget referendum. The prime objective is to destroy the schools from which their kids have already graduated, and which they no longer need. Oops. I guess I’ve given my position away.

Silly me

A few days ago I wrote a post implying that Bank of America was committing yet another subprime folly in buying Countrywide. Turns out nothing could be further from the truth. As John Aravosis points out at Americablog, it’s all just a clever way of getting the American taxpayer to subsidize the losses.

The trick is that the Bank of America will get to avoid taxes by writing down the losses it has inherited from Countrywide. One would think that in any rational system of taxation, it would assume that the losses would be reflected in the purchase price, and that allowing deductions on such losses in effect confers a double benefit on the purchaser. But who ever said we had a rational system of taxation. Don’t try this at home, by the way. Only large corporations need apply.

Petty vindication (of a sort)

Recently I was properly taken to task for mangling the phrase “Hoist by his/her/their own petard”, since I used the word “hung” instead.

I replied rather lamely that I did in fact know that the term was “hoist”, and couldn’t explain my lapse. Did anyone believe me?

Well, while recently reviewing my old posts for a completely different reason, I came upon this one (Hoist by our own petard) from eons ago (back in August). It was with great relief that I saw that I used the phrase correctly. On the other hand, this illustrates both my declining mental powers and my inability to come up with original titles. The latter, by the way, is one of the most difficult parts of writing a blog.

Housekeeping

In response to overwhelming demand (one commenter, with whom my wife agreed) I am going to create a new category, entitled “Music”, to which I will retroactively assign the Friday night music series. It may take a while, but I’ll do it as quickly as my schedule allows.

Typical

Today the Public Editor of the Times does what he does best, cover for the Times, if only half heartedly. This time for it’s choice of Bill Kristol as a columnist. Subtitle on the RSS Feed: Is hiring William Kristol the worst idea ever? I can think of many worse.

So could I. The overriding point is that there are probably an infinite number of people who could do a better job.

But I write again not to protest this stupid move, but to protest the following:

Of the nearly 700 messages I have received since Kristol’s selection was announced — more than half of them before he ever wrote a word for The Times — exactly one praised the choice.

Rosenthal’s mail has been particularly rough. “That rotten, traiterous [sic] piece of filth should be hung by the ankles from a lamp post and beaten by the mob rather than gaining a pulpit at ANY self-respecting news organization,” said one message. “You should be ashamed. Apparently you are only out for money and therefore an equally traiterous [sic] whore deserving the same treatment.”

This has become standard operating procedure on the part of the media when it is attacked. Hoyt says he received 700 messages; Rosenthal obviously received other messages, so let us assume there were at least 1,000. Exactly one is reproduced, from someone so illiterate he or she could not spell “traitorous”, or even run it through a spell-checker. Hoyt implies, but does not state, that this message was representative, but that seems unlikely. Again, we have the tendency to cherry pick the worst in order to tarnish everyone. For if the message is not representative, why reproduce it?

To add to his sins, Hoyt fails to truly engage with the criticism I have heard the most. No, it’s not that Kristol suggested prosecuting the New York Times, though that is mentioned. It’s not even that he was wrong about the Iraq war. It’s that he is wrong about everything. Full time, all the time. Perhaps Tom Tomorrow can help:

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Comics Saturday

As I’ve mentioned before, we get three papers in the morning, and I have about twenty minutes to read them (except on Saturdays and Sundays, of course). No matter what, I read the comics, as it is a tenet of my religion. Only the Courant’s comics will do. I scorn the Day’s comic page, and of course we all know that the Times is too highbrow to stoop to running the comics, except of course on their op-ed page, where they run both Maureen Dowd and Bill Kristol.

Today, there were three good ones, so I will pass them along, in the order of funniness.

First, Zippy, which today is almost eerily comprehensible:

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Next, Monty, who, in case you don’t follow the comics, is trying to fulfill his New Year’s resolution of talking to a new girl every day until he meets his true love:

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You have to appreciate the little touches in these cartoons. Note the store name on the bag that Monty is carrying. You may have to click on the cartoon to get a little bigger view.

Finally, Soup to Nutz, which makes a compelling case for laxer gun laws:

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Your liberal Media

Must reading at Media Matters. Chris Matthews has serious problems.

Court rules torture okay

McClatchy reports (In voiding suit, appellate court says torture is to be expected):

A federal appeals court Friday threw out a suit by four British Muslims who allege that they were tortured and subjected to religious abuse in the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, a ruling that exonerated 11 present and former senior Pentagon officials.

It appeared to be the first time that a federal appellate court has ruled on the legality of the harsh interrogation tactics that U.S. intelligence officers and military personnel have used on suspected terrorists held outside the United States since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

The detainees allege that they were held in stress positions, interrogated for sessions lasting 24 hours, intimidated with dogs and isolated in darkness and that their beards were shaved.

The court rejected other claims on the grounds that then-Attorney General John Ashcroft had certified that the military officials were acting within the scope of their jobs when they authorized the tactics, and that such tactics were “foreseeable.”

It was foreseeable that conduct that would ordinarily be indisputably `seriously criminal’ would be implemented by military officials responsible for detaining and interrogating suspected enemy combatants,” Circuit Judge Karen LeCraft Henderson wrote in the court’s main opinion.

Judge Janice Rogers Brown dissented with parts of the opinion, saying that “it leaves us with the unfortunate and quite dubious distinction of being the only court to declare those held at Guantanamo are not `person(s).’

‘`This is a most regrettable holding in a case where plaintiffs have alleged high-level U.S. government officials treated them as less than human,” Brown wrote.

In upholding a lower court’s rejection of all the claims but those under the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the circuit court said that the interrogation tactics, which Rumsfeld first authorized in 2002, were “incidental” to the duties of those who’d been sued.

“It is an awful day for the rule of law and common decency,” said Lewis, the detainees’ attorney, “when a court finds that torture is all in a day’s work for the secretary of defense and senior generals. . . . I think the executive is trying to create a black hole so there is no accountability for torture and religious abuse.”

(Emphasis added)

Incidentally, the four plaintiffs were clearly innocent of any wrongdoing. Not that it matters, apparently.

What’s up with wassup?

Any WordPress experts out there? I was using a plug in called Wassup to keep track of readership. I liked it because my daily hits increased from the numbers reported by the last plug in I used, which also crapped out for some reason. I mean, who cares if the numbers are real, so long as you’re ego is massaged a bit?

Anyway, I had to disable Wassup because it was returning some sort of error, which appeared at the top of the page whenever someone came to this illustrious blog. If anyone knows how to fix it, or can suggest an alternative plug in that works I’d appreciate hearing from them.

Friday night music is back

I think it’s been a couple of weeks since I’ve posted music. I honestly can’t keep track. This week, two of Simon and Garfunkel’s best.

The inevitable Bridge Over Troubled Water. What can I say, it’s a great song.

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America

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