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Friday Night Music, One Night late

It has been a somewhat hectic week. Yesterday we were away all day, trying to decompress from the election, etc., and I just didn’t have the energy to be productive, even to the extent of posting yet another video of rock groups that should be long defunct. Here’s another, more or less local, the Standells . Well, they’re not local, but the song is. You can, by the way, skip about the last four minutes of this, since it’s all Mike Douglas chit chatting.

Like so many of these groups, the Standells survive, at least sporadically. According to Wikipedia, they’ve performed this song of late from the top of the Green Monster.


Things to come?

This is interesting:

The third candidate in the race could be the spoiler in the eyes of Republicans and Foley supporters.

Tom Marsh, who started out in the Republican primary field before dropping out to run as the nominee of the Independent Party, won 17,223 votes, the AP reported.

It’s probably the case that we’ll see more of these third way candidacies on the right, as the fringe becomes ever more insistent on ideological purity. Another example this year is Colorado, where the governor’s race was surely affected by a third party. Expect whichever “moderate” Maine Senator is up in 2012 (I believe it’s Collins), should she survive a primary, to have a third way rival.


Well, at least that’s over

We knew it would be brutal, but now that it’s over we can simply begin to reconcile ourselves to the fact that our country has collectively committed itself to continued economic decline, corporate rule, global climate degradation, and denial of science and reason. So it goes.

We here in Connecticut can take cold comfort from the fact that we did reasonably well. Malloy, assuming the court’s don’t pull a Bush v Gore, unlikely since our Connecticut courts have more integrity than Scalia, et. al., will have his work cut out for him, as the Federal government will be incapacitated for the next two years.

I want to tip my hat once again to the folks here in Groton who worked so hard . They made phone calls to everyone in Groton, and also covered neighboring towns, after which they worked on lists from towns we’d have trouble locating on a map. (Why, one must wonder, were the local town committees not doing this?). People appeared out of the woodwork for the final couple of days. I’m sure there are other towns that make this kind of effort, but I also know that there are some that send people to conventions and then sit on their hands. Some Groton folks even stepped up and agreed to make phone calls to Bridgeport when the voting hours were extended. Above and beyond, I call that.

We also swept the board in Groton. Not a single Republican won anything. This, of course, is how it should be, but not historically as it has been in our otherwise fair town. It was likely the first time a Democratic gubernatorial candidate took Groton (albeit by a slim margin) since Fred Flintstone was working in his quarry. Well, at least since 1984.

A few bright spots in our local firmament. Edith Prague won. Elissa Wright beat the 21 year old Tim Plungis, one of those smirky young right wingers that’s waiting in the wings to inflict yet more harm on the country. The more of his type we can nip in the bud, the better.

Two years ago we were hearing about the imminent demise of the Republican party. No doubt we’ll now be hearing about the imminent demise of the Democrats. Our media has no memory, no sense of history, and no ability to project ahead. The Republicans will now proceed to remind everyone why they were voted out two years ago. We’ll have obstructionism, government shutdowns, and probably an impeachment. Unless Obama and the Democrats can’t learn how to frame the debate, which, unfortunately, may be the case, the Democrats will come back in 2012. All things must pass, and there are no permanent victories in politics.

Epilogue (so to speak): What to make of Harry Reid’s bittersweet victory? On the one hand, the Democrat won and Sharon Angle will not be a senator. On the other hand, Harry Reid won, and will no doubt now embark on two more years of ineffectual (“everyone knows it takes 60 votes to pass anything around here”) leadership. And then there’s the silver lining, from what I understand, most of the House members that lost were Blue Dogs. Good riddance to them.

Epilogue 2: It’s time to decompress. I’m heading to my books, Drinking Liberally tomorrow (it won’t be as depressing as it seemed likely to be), and looking forward to the imminent release of IOS 4.2.

Epilogue 3: The regular Wednesday tea party outside Joe Courtney’s office failed to materialize this afternoon. Harbinger?

Update: If you read this earlier, you might have noticed a rather queer ending, consisting of a confidentially statement automatically attached to my emails from work. I drafted the post in an email to myself while I was eating lunch, and sent it home. I did a copy all, and forgot about the statement. Sorry about that.


Final Days

Last month, when I stated my objections to the Stewart event (objections to which I adhere), I somewhat sanctimoniously stated that I would be here actually trying to restore sanity. At the time, I felt I was being a tad dishonest. Truth to tell, I don’t take to most of the nuts and bolts work of Senate campaign. Ever since I was a lad I’ve had an aversion to the telephone, so making calls is not something I can bring myself to do. Luckily, there is something I can do: use a computer. So I’ve spent this weekend inputting data compiled by all the other people making phone calls. Drudgery pure and simple, but at least now I’ve made an honest man of myself.

We here in Groton have put in yeoman’s work. The phone calls have been legion, and people are hitting the streets doing door to door canvassing. There’s no question we’re outworking the Republicans. We can only hope all the work pays off.

My wife bullied the crew into posing for a picture this afternoon. To the extreme right, geographically if certainly not politically, is Dana Nestor, this year’s field coordinator, who has had the unenviable task of pulling it all together, and living up to his legendary predecessors, who include Jason Gross, Joe Courtney’s chief of staff, and Walter Kerr, who is now working at the State Department. He has, by the way, done a great job dealing with a range of, let us say, unique personalities.


The folks in the picture represent only a fraction of the people who’ve worked over the weekend. All told, they’ve made a huge number of phone calls (we’re told that yesterday we topped any other location in the state), knocked on numerous doors, planted signs, etc.

If we do restore sanity in this country, or even preserve it in the small pockets in which it continues to exist, it’s folks like these that will be able to take the credit, not John Stewart.

Friday Night Music, with an endorsement

I know the people of California have been wondering where I stand on the marijuana initiative. I figured I would wait and announce my position to a time when I would have maximum impact, and that time is now. In the name of Freedom and Liberty, in the name of restoring the country to its roots, I do endorse the initiative, and urge all Californians to vote to pass it, and stay in the voting booth long enough to also vote against the rich ladies trying to buy political office in our sister state on the other coast. We here in Connecticut can feel your pain.

Now, to go along with this announcement, I figured it was only appropriate to do it on this regular feature, with some appropriate marijuana themed music. I figured it wouldn’t be so hard to come up with lots of possibilities, but when I attempted to wrack my brain, it wouldn’t wrack. Sometimes I think my memory is going. I can’t fathom why. It must be something I did in my youth. So, anyway, I turned to my brother in law, who I figured could help me out, and he did-by cheating and finding a web site that listed a number of songs, very few of which, it turned out, had decent videos on youtube. He did mention, however, that his personal favorite was One Toke Over the Line, by Brewer and Shipley, and lo and behold, I found it. Now, this one comes with a bonus, but for the full impact you can’t read ahead. First let me say that these guys had the honor of making Nixon’s, or at least Agnew’s, enemy list, which certainly gives them a claim to Friday Night honors. So, here they are:

Now, if you watched the whole thing, you will recall that one of them, be he Brewer or Shipley, mentioned that this song was performed on the Lawrence Welk Show. Now, for you youngsters, the Lawrence Welk show was-how shall I say this, how can I explain???… Norman Rockwell’s America with the life and humour strained out of it, set to the most wretched music known to man. That really doesn’t do it, but it’s the best I can come up with. Well, here’s your bonus, the very video Brewer or Shipley wished to see, proving yet again that everything is on the internet, for good or for ill. I am willing to bet this is the funniest thing ever on the Welk show, which I am proud to say we did not watch in my household, or if we did, I have successfully blocked the fact from my memory.

Did you catch Welk’s line at the end? Now, clearly Welk had no idea what this song was about, but there’s no way the apple cheeked singers didn’t. They were clearly alive and of a certain age (at least the girl appears to be), and unless they were hermetically sealed between shows they couldn’t help but learn about these things. Here’s hoping they were getting a real kick out of their chance to go one toke over the line on the Welk show.

Once again, to all you Californians out there, don’t forget to vote. Vote first, toke later.


Enthusiasm gap, CT style

Republicans to the left, Dems to the right. It’s been like this every night in Groton.

Martha Dean, courtroom wizard

Earlier today I was searching (in vain) at the Courant’s website for news of Martha Dean’s lawsuit against Jepsen, when I came upon this column by Rick Green, who has some unkind words to say about Martha. (So far as I can see, the case is still undecided, and is not even mentioned on the front page of the Courant’s website).

What interested me was the comments to Green’s column. The rightwingers felt that Jepsen should, to borrow a phrase, “man up” and prove his eligibility for the office. It all seemed oddly reminiscent of the birther’s approach to Obama: it’s up to him to prove he’s an American citizen, bearing in mind that nothing he says or does will ever convince them. And so, of course, it will be for a time with Jepsen. Nothing he says will satisfy any of them.

When I first heard about the lawsuit, I did a little searching around on the Judicial Department website. You can view the entire list of Martha Dean’s cases here. Now, a few caveats. These only go back to 1995 and they don’t include criminal cases. But in that entire time, and it’s now fifteen years, Dean’s firm has entered appearances in only nine cases (There are no cases listed under her personal juris number). I don’t know if there are other attorneys in the firm, but lets assume that there aren’t, to give her the benefit of the doubt, and assume she was lead counsel (for her client) in all nine. Of those nine cases, one went to trial. In one, she her client was not a party; she represented someone who was seeking a protective order, likely to avoid being deposed. In that case Dean was one of eight defense lawyers (there were numerous defendants), including two assistant attorney generals, at least one town attorney, and two high powered Hartford firms, so I’d bet a pretty penny that she was a minor player in the case. In another, her client was not a party; she represented someone who was seeking a protective order, likely to avoid being deposed. In one, the case appears to have been dismissed because Dean failed to prosecute. In others, there’s no reason to think there was any need for her to actually enter a courtroom. Hardly a hefty litigation resume. I’ve shifted my practice almost entirely out of civil litigation, but I have had more active cases than Dean just in the past few years, and I’ve certainly tried more cases in the last year than she has in the last 15.

Now the court decision required “some measure of experience in trying cases”, a phrase that, under the circumstances, amounts to almost judicial malpractice on the Supreme Court’s part. What is that measure, and what makes Dean think she has met it. In my opinion, the concurring judges were right, the litigation requirement makes no sense. But the majority rules, and what’s sauce for the goose, etc. Were I the trial judge in the Jepsen case, I’d make Dean prove her qualifications before I granted her standing to challenge Jepsen.

By the way, I’m not saying she’s unqualified. I think she is, at least, qualified under the statute, as is Jepsen. She’s bat-shit crazy, but that’s another issue.

Postscript: I should point out that small claims and housing cases don’t come up on the court’s website, so Dean might have done a lot of those.

Postscript: A commenter, who I think made the same comment on the Green piece, points out that I didn’t check the federal courts, and that Jepsen is not even admitted to the 2d Circuit or the Supreme Court. The statute refers to active practice “at the bar of this state”, so the federal courts are irrelevant. That doesn’t make sense, but neither does the litigation requirement the court grafted into the statute. I suspect, in addition, that Ms. Dean’s federal court experience is as thin as her state court experience, and I would add that nowadays, you can litigate scores of federal cases without ever walking into court. Oral argument on motions is rare, and lots of cases are decided by summary judgment. As to the Second Circuit, I’m not admitted there either, since I’ve never had the need to join, and you have to jump through too many hoops to do so. It’s not worth doing unless you actually have a case to argue there. I’ve no doubt there are many top notch lawyers in this state, who have extensive practices in the state courts, who never handled a case in the Second Circuit. On the other hand, I’m sure there are lawyers who go out of their way to get admitted to the Second Circuit even though they have no need to do so. The Supreme Court is the opposite. Any lawyer can get admitted to the Supreme Court bar with little to no effort. It’s totally meaningless. Lot’s of lawyers do it to impress, but it doesn’t mean they’ve ever been to the Supreme Court, or any court for that matter.


Ethical and moral values

The full text of an article from this morning’s Day:

The Republican challenger for the 39th District House seat has received several endorsements, including one from Newt Gingrich.

“I am very pleased you share my commitment to transforming government at every level to save America,” the former U.S. Speaker of the House wrote in an Oct. 5 letter to Andrew Lockwood. “Policies you are supporting … will also provide lower taxes, less government, and real job creation.”

“Callista and I wish you all success, on Election Day and in the all the exciting days that will follow,” Gingrich wrote, referring to his wife.

Lockwood, who is seeking to upset three-term incumbent Democrat Ernest Hewett also received endorsements from the Connecticut Citizens Defense League, a gun rights group, and the Family Institute of Connecticut, a nonprofit foundation that promotes Judeo-Christian ethical and moral values.

I really don’t see how taxes can get any lower for Andy, since he doesn’t pay his anyway, but let that pass.

I’m interested to know whether or not Newt charges per endorsement, or whether he gives them away for free, hoping to cash in his chits in 2012, when he will make another abortive attempt at the presidency. If the latter, he might think about vetting his endorsees a bit.

I’ve noted before that I’ve sued (on behalf of clients, of course) Lockwood at least twice in the past. The first time was on behalf of three sets of homebuyers, to whom Lockwood flipped run down houses at an approximate average markup of 400% to 500% of what he’d paid for them, courtesy of a corrupt appraiser. a subprime lender and closing lawyers who were adept at looking the other way. Back then (the late 90s) I guess you still had to pretend that borrowers were qualified. One house was purchased by a couple that was getting SSI (a form of disability benefit paid only to the disabled and impoverished) because they were mentally retarded. At least that’s how they made their money in the real world. In the subprime world the husband of the pair pulled down $5,000.00 a month managing a car dealership that Andy owned at the time. Now I’m not saying (though I said it then) that Andy provided that false information to the lender (not that the lender cared all that much, since it sold the note faster than greased lightning), but he was the only person in a position to do so. I never pushed that case to judgment against Andy (we got money from other defendants) because I’ve been in this business long enough to know when a defendant will turn out to be asset free- what we call “judgment proof”. It would have been a cakewalk to get a judgment, however, had I been so inclined.

In the course of my dealings with Andy, his lawyers, and his victims, I’ve heard him called a lot of things, but this is the first time I’ve heard him called an exemplar of ” Judeo-Christian ethical and moral values”. Maybe that’s just a synonym for “your average, everyday Republican grifter”.


Obama to Democratic candidate: Drop Dead

Boy, this Democrat, a slimy worm named Frank Caprio, who’s running for governor of Rhode Island sure is a whiner, like all the rest of us Democrats that complain about Obama’s principle free, corporate based, tone deaf administration. This pitiful excuse of a man is complaining just because Obama won’t endorse him. What? He thinks Obama should endorse him just because he’s a Democrat, when Lincoln Chafee, former Republican and now Independent is running against him? Chafee endorsed Obama a few years back, which is all the excuse Obama needs to once again play the bi-partisan (or is it multi-partisan?) card yet again. Why should Obama feel any sense of loyalty to the Democrats who worked so hard to put him where he is, when he can play up to Lincoln Chafee, a guy so dense that it took him decades to see what the party of his forefathers had become. Why should Obama show the same type of party loyalty he expects from people like-well, people like Frank Caprio?

Obama is no doubt counting on the Republicans to behave so outrageously over the next two years that he will be propelled into a second term. He’s probably right, but it seems to me he should at least consider what might happen if more of us join with Caprio and tell him to shove it.


Eating their own

It’s something of a truism that revolutions eat their own, which is further proof, if proof be needed, that the American Revolution was a horse of a different color-a rebellion, but not a revolution.

It appears that even billionaire funded faux revolutions may follow the same pattern, as Karl Rove is finding to his discomfiture. The prince of Liars finds that every time he slips and utters the truth, no matter if that truth is told in defense of the larger falsehood, he finds himself the target of erstwhile friends who declare him not extreme enough. He is now backtracking from a statement he made to the French press (French?-he talks to the French??) in which he characterized the tea baggers as unsophisticated. As he was referring to the rank and file he was most clearly correct, since dupes are, by definition, unsophisticated.

It was entirely predictable that this hodgepodge grouping of millionaires, billionaires and their useful idiots would eventually come to blows. There is a natural tension between the dupers and dupees that must break out eventually. If the Democrats hold on to both houses these disparate interests might stick it out, though they may fall to blaming each other for the failure. If they get the House, they may again paper over their differences, but it can’t last long, as sooner or later either success or failure will fracture them.

Imagine complete success: an alternative universe in which Sarah Palin or an analogue becomes president in 2012, backed by majorities in both houses. They will, of course, not allow any stinkin’ filibuster to get in their way, but will soon get to fighting as the various interest groups in the coalition fracture in the face of the disasters they would inevitably bring about. It would be worth watching if things had not already reached such a critical point. Nothing would destroy them as completely as complete success. Even the Democrats would have trouble screwing up badly enough to sustain them.