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The Grifter (attempts to) speak

Wow, when I first read this quote it was at Kos and I thought it was satire, perhaps someone channeling Garry Trudeau channeling Sarah. But no, it’s pure Sarah:

“Is a title worth it?” she asked, rhetorically. “Does a title shackle a person? Are they someone like me who’s maverick? I do go rogue and I call it like I see it and I don’t mind stirring it up in order to get people to think and debate aggressively.”

“Is a title and a campaign too shackle-y?,” she continued. “Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of a box, not allowing handlers to shape me and to force my message to be what donors or what contributors or what pundits want it to be? Does a title take away my freedom to call it like I see it and to affect positive change that we need in this country? That’s the biggest contemplation piece in my process.”

Maybe it’s some sort of meta thing: Sarah Palin imitating Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin

Between reason and fantasy, to the media the truth is in the middle

I glanced at the front page of the New London Day’s Perspective section and there was an article titled “Biologist who Challenges both Evolution and Religion”. (I have despaired of finding a link on the Day’s website, but you can read it here, where it originally appeared in the Times). Where, I thought, had they managed to find this figure of fantasy, a Broderesque man in the middle between the two extremes of reason and irrationality? This person, I thought, must be a crackpot of a truly unique variety.

As soon as I started actually reading, my preconceptions were dashed. The man in question was Richard Dawkins. I had already read the article, which itself is unobjectionable, when it originally appeared in the Times. But the Day authored headline rankled. I have read many, if not most, of Richard Dawkins’ books of popular science. No reasonable person can say that he “challenges” evolution. He has stoutly defended it for scores of years. The fact that he has suggested different ways of looking at the evolutionary process (e.g., “The Selfish Gene”) and that he takes part in debate within the community of evolutionary biologists, does not change that fact in the least. To say he challenges evolution is like saying the Pope challenges religion because he’s not a Protestant. Lest anyone say I quibble, bear in mind that many people merely scan most articles in the newspaper, so the headline may be the only thing they read. A casual, uninformed reader might conclude, or have the view reinforced, that there is reason to doubt both evolution (not so) and religion (for sure), just as they are encouraged to doubt the reality of global warming by the careful balancing of mountains of scientific evidence with the opinions of deep thinkers such as Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry.

To the media in this country, the truth always lies in the middle between any two extremes, and by placing Dawkins in the non-existent middle between reason and faith, the person of little brain who wrote this headline no doubt intended to compliment Dawkins. There’s been no real harm done to Dawkins, but this is yet another illustration of the harm that the media does to rational discussion in this country by defining truth as the mid point between two contrary positions. In real life, the truth rarely occupies that point. It’s made worse, of course, by the media’s willingness to let the political and religious right constantly shift one end of the argument ever farther to the right, to the point where the “moderate” position on so many political issues would have been considered extreme a few decades ago.

I do want to modify one point I made above. I said the media defines truth as the mid point between two contrary positions, no matter how crazy one of those positions might be. It might more accurately be said that the media defines that midpoint as the point that should be occupied by “serious people”, like the people who shilled for the Iraq War and are now seriously invested in the proposition that deficits and inflation are, despite all evidence, our primary economic problem. Truth, in other words, is irrelevant. A false moderation is all.

A crime prevented

We here in Groton held a fundraiser last night, to raise money for the upcoming off year elections. It was a “celebrity” auction. Folks got to bid on items donated by politicians, etc., including stuff from Malloy (green tie), Blumenthal (not-green tie), Nancy Wyman (print), Chris Murphy (lunch), Joe Courtney (poster) and Denise Merrill (scarf). My wife, who organizes these things, was afraid there’d be a dearth of bidders, but in fact pretty much everything was bid up way over any actual value it might have had, with Blumenthal’s tie bringing in a monstrous (for us) sum. This was no doubt helped by the thin man’s presence, which we all much appreciated. I should mention that Nancy Wyman made it too, but she couldn’t stick around to watch her item auctioned off. It was, beyond a doubt, the most successful fund raiser our chronically impoverished committee has ever held. A pain in the neck for me, however, since I’m the treasurer, and the rules are opaque. How, for example, do you determine the fair market value of a used tie?

By far the most crucial auction of the evening was Malloy’s tie. A union loyalist, who made literally thousands of calls on Dan’s behalf last year, and who shall remain nameless for reasons that will become obvious, entered into a spirited bidding with the wife of a local blogger. She made her intentions clear: if she won, she was going to use the tie to throttle Dan, as she is not a happy camper after his treatment of the unions. Most of us suspected (hoped?) that she was engaging in hyperbole. Happily, we shall not find out, as her hopes were frustrated by determined counter bidding. It was for her own good. The tie will be among my Christmas presents, though I am assured that it won’t “count” against my proper ration of Christmas booty. I do not now, nor have I ever, considered a tie to be a proper Christmas present. Toys for Christmases past, toys for Christmas present, toys for Christmases yet to come. Meantime, Dan is safe.

Friday Night Music

Well, I’m really scraping the bottom of the back catalogue here, though I actually like both of these songs, and both of them were giant hits back in the long ago. They seem similar, in a way. Arrived at through some youtube stream of consciousness browsing. I always wrote these women off as one hit wonders, but at least according to youtube they went on to post one-hit careers of a sort. In fact, Merrilee Rush is apparently still at it, or was recently, singing the (for its time) risqué Angel in the Morning. I’m informed by Wikipedia that this song was offered to Connie Francis, who turned it down because she was afraid it would hurt her image, and since Merrilee’s first hit version, it’s been recorded countless times. My recollection is that it spent a lot of time on the charts. Looks like she’s still having a good time singing it.

The video quality on this one is poor, and it may be lip synced (against the rules, normally), but it’s the best I could find. Gale Garnett singing We’ll Sing in the Sunshine.

Rick Perry comes close to speaking

I know this is unfair to the girl from South Carolina, who after all is not running for president, but I couldn’t resist.

The Order of the Universe has been restored

The Red Sox are blowing another season. I feel like I’m 28 years old again.

Willard back on top?

According to Talking Points Memo, Willard is on the rise:

Mitt Romney is on the rebound in Republican primary polls. And there’s increasing polling evidence that he’s by far the stronger candidate against President Obama.

Looks like there’s a pattern developing. The new guy or gal comes in and wins their hearts, but he or she always has issues, so the Republicans go back to Willard. I’d say he’s more or less inevitable, unless someone else who is somewhat sane enters the race. That, of course, leaves room for one of the crazies to sneak in. Two high profile sane candidates (sorry Huntsman, Obama neutralized you years ago) might just split the rational (relatively) vote. Those voters may still be a majority in the Republican party, but if so, they’re a slim majority. Split them, and Rick or Michelle might still slip in. Or Sarah, in whom I still have hope.

Elizabeth Warren speaks

Send this lady some money.

If I were Scott Brown, and I thank my good fortune I’m not, I would be very scared of this lady. I would also avoid a debate.

The big question was what kind of a campaigner she would be. Just watching this, I think those concerns can be set aside. She’s way too smart to win in Texas, but she ought to do swimmingly in Massachusetts.

Who would have thunk?

Every once in a while you see something that is not only pretty neat in its own right, but just makes you feel good about your fellow man. For some reason this story, which I guess is making the rounds, gave me a real good feeling when I read it:

As fanciful as it may sound at first, gamers on Foldit, a crowdsourced, online protein folding simulator from the University of Washington, actually managed to solve a longstanding problem in AIDS research that has vexed scientists for more than a decade. And they did so in about 10 days.

Three players in particular were able to build upon each other to establish the most accurate model to date of an elusive protease enzyme in the AIDS-like Mason-Pfizer monkey virus.

“People have spatial reasoning skills, something computers are not yet good at,” said Seth Cooper, co-creator of Foldit and a researcher at UW Department of Computing Science and Engineering, in a statement. “Games provide a framework for bringing together the strengths of computers and humans.”

The article brought this cartoon to mind. Maybe these parents were right after all.

Count the Stupid

The following letter actually appeared in this morning’s New London Day, and no, I don’t think it was intended as parody:

Is The Day becoming socialist?

Even though I buy The Day every day, I enjoy reading it on the Internet early each morning. Now I can only read 10 articles The Day considers premium articles before being forced to subscribe.

I’d like to know who in their right mind came up with this idea of telling people what they can and can’t read on the Internet.

It’s no wonder your readership is going down the tubes. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay twice for less.

Robert Jones Groton

If you are counting the stupid, you need to know that unlimited access to the Day’s site is included with a subscription to the paper.

It looks like the only things we don’t call socialism in this country are the few things that are somewhat socialistic: Social Security and Medicare.

UPDATE: Wow! My wife just saw an article about some tea party guy who called John Boehner a Socialist. I guess it’s become an all purpose, content free term of derision.