My brother in law is currently residing in the South. I won’t say where, for fear of exposing his identity. He suggested I might feature some literary classics from that region, in the form of its bumper stickers, which he will be sending along on an irregular basis. Bumper sticker thinking is simplistic at best, but these bring the genre to a new low. Our initial offerings:
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns
Keep on Honking, I’m still Reloading
Give War a Chance
Further proof, if any be needed, that we made a serious mistake not letting the South secede.
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