Monday I get my new iPhone 4s. I’m going back on my work plan, which I left because I couldn’t stand the Blackberry I was issued a few years ago, and I could get the iPhone relatively cheaply on a family plan. But now that Verizon has the iPhone, I can get one for free, so I’m going all out. 64GB, with a built in personal slave assistant.
Unfortunately, my wife tells me that I am not allowed to program Siri to call me “lord and master”, “Sire”, “your majesty”, or any other term of respect. This seems grossly unfair to me. After all, what fun is a personal assistant if you can’t exploit her?
But, as Stephen Colbert illustrates here, she has her dark but hilarious side.
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