This is Sunday, so it’s entirely appropriate that we turn to religion today. By a happy coincidence, religion is in the news, at least it was in today’s Courant, which reports that the Archdiocese of Hartford is kicking the Protestants off of its radio station, including the Episcopalians.
I was shocked when I read the article. What true Catholic wouldn’t be if he had found out that the One True Church had been letting the Protestant heretics broadcast over holy airwaves for the past 30 years? I’m just glad I haven’t happened to listen to the Catholic station for just about that length of time, because had I found out that some mushy brainers in Hartford had given the forces of evil free air time I might have cared.
Now some might say that we should at least give the Episcopalians a free pass, seeing as they’re practically Catholics anyway. But that’s only on the surface. Deep down, their cult is rife with heresy. For instance, whereas we Catholics believe that we eat the real Jesus every week, the Episcopalians believe they are only eating his essence. I’m sure there’s a difference there, and I’m ready to burn anyone who disagrees. Moreover, the Episcopalians let their priests get married, seriously impacting the number of pedophiles preaching the word of God. To make matters worse, some of them let women become priests, which has to have an impact on the number of misogynists in the priesthood. Where would the one true church be without misogynistic pedophiles? To put the icing on the cake, they are willing to allow their relatively few gay priests to be open about it, while we rightly insist that our priests, the majority of whom are gay (those that aren’t pedophiles, that is) stay in the closet and engage in virulent, albeit ritualistic condemnation of gay people. We don’t need all this Episcopalian “tolerance” and common sense infesting our church.
So I say, keep those Episcopalians, those white bread pseudo-Catholics, off our airwaves. We don’t need no ecumenicalism. We just need more thought control.
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