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President Not-George Bush Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

That sound you hear is the wails of a million right wingers. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth on Fox today.

And indeed, the fact is that Obama has done precious little to earn the Nobel Peace Prize, other than not being George Bush. The Nobel committee might more rightly have given the award to the millions of Americans who voted for Obama, since, one suspects, it is to us that the award is really being given by a grateful world.

It’s hard to believe that less than a week ago Obama was the world’s biggest loser because the world wouldn’t give Chicago the Olympics. Now we’ll hear from Fox about why he’s still the biggest loser after the world gave him the most prestigious (though often abused, e.g., Henry Kissinger) award it has to offer.


A Bold Movement: Demand that Democrats be Democrats

It’s sad when grassroots Democrats have to petition the Democratic Majority Leader to put pressure on Democrats not to join filibusters against Democrats. It’s sadder still when one of the leading “Democrats” likely to join such a filibuster is the junior senator from our state, but that’s the way it is.

Rachel Maddow explains:

The Petition is short and sweet:

PETITION TO SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID:
“Any Democratic senators who support a Republican attempt to block a vote on health care reform should be stripped of their leadership titles. Americans deserve a clean up-or-down vote on health care.”

You can sign it here.


Scott Bates launches website

Scott Bates, who serves our District as a member of the Democratic State Central Committee, has started a website, which you can find here. Scott is an interesting guy, whose had an eventful career. In his day job he is vice president at the Center for National Policy. He spends a fair amount of time traveling to global hot spots, including, on many occasions, Iraq. You can read more about him here.

Who knows, given his background, he may take on a job that is more difficult than any mere middle East war. I refer of course to the fratricidal war now going on among the Democrats of New London. If he can resolve that, he may be in line for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I have high regard for Scott, which may or may not be much of a recommendation, depending on your point of view (of me, that is). He’s a busy guy, but he’s made the time to be an excellent member of the State Central Committee. He’s not perfect, of course. The sole blight on his otherwise distinguished career is that he once worked for Joe Lieberman, but we forgive him for that. Anyway, check out his site.


Greetings from the Groton Public Library

I’m sitting here in the GLP, (your public option for getting the latest books) because the private option for getting electricity here in Groton has failed to expeditiously repair a power outage in my neighborhood. Our neighborhood, for whatever reason, is prone to power failures. This one seems ominous, the recorded voice at CL&P tells us that there is no anticipated repair time known at the present.

There is a local election going on, about which I’ve written practically nothing. That “practically” may be wrong. Anyway, in a bid to correct that oversight at least just a bit, I am attaching hereto the newly minted campaign brochure, on which John Scott has mightily labored. The pdf is a bit awkward to look at, because the printed product is meant to be folded. If you’re from Groton, peruse it at your convenience.

This may be our year in Groton. The issues are on our side. Actually, I’m kidding on the latter point. I don’t think there are any issues. If there are, I haven’t heard about them. But it may, nonetheless, be our year in Groton. Last time around we elected all four of our council candidates; the problem at the time was that it takes five to make a majority. This year we have nine good candidates, so we have a decent chance of taking the council for the first time in many a year.

Groton Democrats Brochure 2009

Rogue Fox Anchor supports Public Option.

Very weird. A Fox News Anchor, albeit Shepard Smith, takes on a Republican Senator over the Public Option. If Obama were this forceful, maybe we’d be in a better place right now.


The Power of Prayer

I’ve been feeling rather strange lately. The day before yesterday, Glenn Beck started making sense to me. I’ve found myself growing intolerant of certain types of people, mainly blacks, browns, yellows, gays, Jews, Arabs, Hindus, Buddhists, Rastafarians, Pastafaraians and vegetarians. I’m having trouble seeing why anyone but me should get health care. Public education has been revealed to me for the socialist plot that it is. I feel that I have the god given right to tell women I don’t even know whether they can have an abortion or not, and the right answer always appears to be “not”. I’m fairly certain that the founders of this country conceived of it as a Christian nation, no matter what they said or thought on the subject. I’m attracted to the idea of letting someone like Rush Limbaugh do my thinking for me.

These feelings come and go. At times I revert back to my liberal, pro-thought ways, but it’s getting harder and harder to hold on. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what was happening. Then, a friend drew my attention to this website, and the mystery was solved. I’ve been adopted:

Liberty Counsel is proud to introduce — and invite you to participate in — a vital new prayer program solidly built upon St. Paul’s admonition to pray for our national leaders:

Since the landmark 2008 general election, there can be no doubt that a very large percentage of our Nation’s leaders have a liberal mindset. The undeniable fact is that the 111th Pelosi-Reid Congress and the Obama Administration demonstrate a far left political philosophy. And since the President nominates federal judges and Justices of the United States Supreme Court, the judicial branch of government could take on a decidedly more liberal bent as the Obama Administration wears on.

Liberty Counsel has therefore named this special new prayer-in-action program Adopt a Liberal. And that’s exactly what we invite you to do — adopt a liberal who is in authority for regular, intense prayer in accord with St. Paul’s admonition to his disciple, Timothy. In fact, we expect that many of our friends and supporters will choose to adopt many liberals as subjects of regular prayer!

There’s no doubt about it. I am being drawn from the sinful path of tolerance and open mindedness to the godly path of hate and dogma.

Some might say that it’s highly unlikely that I’ve been adopted, since the point is to pick a “leader”. Well, some people aim low. Not everyone has the godly cajones to take on a Hillary Clinton or a Keith Olbermann, or even (and she’s on the list) Olympia Snowe. I’m a perfect target for the unambitious.

I am still trying to resist, but I’m being ineluctably drawn into the bliss of non-thought. If I do not post again, you will know that god’s work has been done in my case, and the prayers of a believer have been answered by a righteous god.


The Day back to shilling for Simmons

It looks like the New London Day is back into full Rob Simmons support mode, after a brief hiatus in 2006.

This time it’s Paul Choiniere, who starts today’s screed with the following line:

Rob Simmons is the new Barack Obama.

Reading on, we find that there are two points of similarity. Both men are of the species homo sapiens, and both had the idea, which apparently just struck Simmons out of the blue, of raising money on the internet, which no one other than everyone has thought to do. Choiniere express wonder and awe at the fact that Simmons is even using e-mail and youtube. The guy is an innovative genius.

Now, one might dismiss this as simple proof that Choiniere is totally clueless about campaign fundraising trends of the past — let’s say 6 years, to be charitable. He might be interested to know that scarcely a day goes by that an email from one or more political candidates land in my in-box, including from Chris Dodd, at whose website you can also view those uber-innovative video thingies.

But, if we give Choiniere a pass, if we assume utter internet cluelessness, what can we make of this:

Where things could get dicey for Simmons is whether to grab for the big special interest money that will be there for the taking if it appears he has a credible chance at knocking off Dodd. Doing so would neutralize one of his greatest weapons against the Democratic incumbent – criticizing the vast amounts of campaign donations Dodd, chairman of the banking committee, has received from the banking and insurance industries his committee oversees. If Simmons turns to the same, or even different, deep-pocket special interest groups, such criticism of Dodd will sound hypocritical.

Simmons’ campaign manager dodged the issue of whether Simmons will welcome large, special interest and political action committee donations, or stick with the grass-roots variety.

Apparently, there’s another internet thingie Choiniere doesn’t know how to use. Some refer to it as “the Google”. In ten minutes he might have found that the first thing Simmons did after starting his campaign was hold a few “meet and greets” with lobbyists (why you can read about it here and here, among other places). Now, you can believe that these functions had nothing to do with trying to raise money, as Simmons claimed, but that would be requiring you to achieve a level of cluelessness far beyond what Choiniere demonstrates in this column. You might also, using the same Google, look here and see that Simmons has already raised money from PACs, including the National Rifle Association. True, he didn’t raise millions, but that’s because he did a pathetic job of raising money overall during the only reporting period to which we have access. See, I just did what’s called research. I know I’m just a pathetic, irresponsible blogger, and not a member of the responsible press corps, but this is the kind of thing I try to do on a regular basis before asserting a fact, or, in this case, shilling for a political candidate in the guise of reportage. I freely admit I’m a partisan, by the way, something which Choiniere ought to think about doing.

Anyway, Paul, you should get one of your interns to show you how to use “the Google”, it’s really handy.

Finally, if they dodge a question of whether they will accept money from certain sources, that means they fully intend to accept money from those sources, assuming it’s on offer. That’s just common sense, which doesn’t require anyone to be as cynical as me.


Greetings from up North

Some months ago we made plans to come up to Maine in the fall, and this is the weekend we picked. As I write this I am sitting in a hotel room in Ogunquit, Maine. This hotel is supposed to have free wireless, and it is free, on the rare occasions when one can get a signal. I suspect that they can get away with such poor service because, judging by what I’ve seen so far, I’m one of the youngest people staying here, and I’m definitely entering my geezer years. Most of the folks here are probably blissfully unaware of the internet and it’s many uses.

So, I don’t know when this will be posted. Maybe tomorrow (I’m writing on Friday Night). This means no Friday night music, since I can’t explore at youtube, and I couldn’t post if I had anything.

This also means that I’m pretty ignorant of what’s going on out there, except I do know that the right is exultant because Chicago is not getting the Olympics. American mystery: why is it okay for Republicans to trash talk people in the Reason Belt, but it’s a mortal sin for us folks to point out the deficiencies of the folks down there in the Stupid Belt?

Anyway, let me tell you about my day, which was actually very nice. We left Connecticut at around 9:00 AM and arrived at Portsmouth, NH about noon, after which we took our time, eating and drinking up the coast.

First stop, the Portsmouth Brewery (and pub) which is readily identifiable from its distinctive sign:

We had the Black Cat Stout, shown here next to a glass of water for comparison purposes:

How could I not like this place? If I lived in Portsmouth, this would definitely be the place of choice for a Drinking Liberally Chapter. Check out the wall:

Yes, that’s Barack there on the left. It was well nigh impossible to get a glare free shot. Not only is the place politically correct, but someone there is into bicycles, an avocation of mine. Where else can you buy fresh brewed beer and American made bicycle socks?

Next on to a chocolate shop for some chocolate covered anything, where we also bought, believe it or not, 10 dark chocolate donkeys, to be sold at an upcoming local Democratic fundraiser.

While we were waiting for the donkeys to be manufactured we visited the former home of one William Whipple, one of the more obscure signers of the Declaration of Independence. It’s one of the few remaining wooden structures in the center of Portsmouth, wood construction having been banned by an intrusive government after two devastating fires. This house survived both fires, along with the horse chestnut tree planted by Whipple from a chestnut he brought home from Philadelphia. I am now the proud owner of a chestnut from this venerable old tree, and I’m contemplating planting it somewhere in my yard. The house has a magnificent view of the water, but it was designed to have the grander views facing back, toward the garden, because when it was built the water was just a place to work and, in any event, the view was blocked by a warehouse belonging to Whipple and his successors. Here’s the house, with the massive, beautiful chestnut tree on the right.

Once we picked up our donkeys we headed north for Ogunquit, stopping only at the Pie in the Sky Bakery to get-what else-pie (and a cookie).

Here’s the view from the balcony off our room.

It was extra low tide when we got there. We took a walk on a huge sandbar, and lo and behold, a message did appear on the sand:

This was not my doing. Yes, I am relentlessly political, but it wasn’t me. I’m not accusing anyone, but my spouse was the only other person around.

It is my understanding that tomorrow is going to be just peachy. According to the last weather report, there may be a thunderstorm in the morning, but things will then settle down to an incessant, drenching rain. If this prediction pans out, it will significantly limit the photographic opportunities, perhaps to the relief of readers of this blog. On the other hand, if it does rain all day, we’ll probably take the opportunity to find a coffee house or something that has actual internet service, where I can inflict this post on the internet.

Pre-post update: It is now Saturday, and it is indeed raining incessantly. We are in the hotel’s dining room, where we can indeed get a signal.

Post Post Update: I guess I put my foot in my proverbial mouth, at least according to one commenter, regarding William Whipple, signer of the Declaration of Independence, etc. I continue to be amazed at the internet. I’m sure the Mr. Whipple who commented has never read this blog before, but no doubt through the power of Google was made instantly aware of my mention of the historical Whipple, who assume is his ancestor. Anyway, I appreciate the information in the comment.


Yet another announcement

Teri Roper, a loyal Groton Dem, has started a new career, or at least a new avocation, as a filmmaker.

She has produced a number of programs which are cablecast on Comcast in Groton, as well as Thames Valley (the public option). She has two programs that will be played on both systems public access channels at the following times:

Afghanistan: The Adventure Continues
Sunday, Oct. 4th at 9:00pm
Wednesday, Oct. 7th at 3:00pm
Monday, Oct. 12th at 6:30pm

Potluck Politics
Tuesday, October 6th at 10:00pm
Wednesday, October 14th at 3:00pm
Sunday, October 18th at 9:00pm


Your monthly reminder

Once again it is my duty to remind our liberal drinkers that it is time to drink again. Tomorrow night we can look fondly back to our October meeting, the last one before the 2008 election, when we were talking about Sarah Palin and Tina Fey. In fact, if memory serves, our meeting either took place the same day as the vice presidential debate, or we watched Tina parodying it. The two were so much alike.

Anyway, tomorrow it is, October 1, 2009, 6:30 PM at the Bulkeley House, Bank Street in New London.