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Stephen Colbert exposes Siri’s bias

Monday I get my new iPhone 4s. I’m going back on my work plan, which I left because I couldn’t stand the Blackberry I was issued a few years ago, and I could get the iPhone relatively cheaply on a family plan. But now that Verizon has the iPhone, I can get one for free, so I’m going all out. 64GB, with a built in personal slave assistant.

Unfortunately, my wife tells me that I am not allowed to program Siri to call me “lord and master”, “Sire”, “your majesty”, or any other term of respect. This seems grossly unfair to me. After all, what fun is a personal assistant if you can’t exploit her?

But, as Stephen Colbert illustrates here, she has her dark but hilarious side.

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Friday Night Music

Well, this is something completely different. Glenn Hardy is a local guy, who many years ago had the misfortune of trying to teach our kids to play the piano. Alas, he had no success in inspiring them to fall in love with the instrument, though they can both play tolerably and both went on to dabble in the guitar, the youngest even joining a band briefly. Glenn is well known hereabouts. Some time ago he played gratis at one of our Democratic fundraiser and we have a couple of his CDs. Here he’s playing a medley, with some Gershwin-you can’t go wrong with Gershwin-mixed in.

A Meta-scam

My first reaction upon reading the following, was that no one could possibly be stupid enough to fall for it. Then I reflected that I live in a country in which half a dozen scam artists are running for president, and it’s considered normal. The full text of an email I just received:

SCAMMED VICTIM/US$1,000,000.00 BENEFICIARIES.REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 06654
$1,000,000.00.

ATTENTION SIR/MADAM,

CBN./UNITED NATIONS 2011 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.

This is to bring to your notice that we are delegated from the United Nations &
Central Bank to pay 150 scam victims US$1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS) each. You are listed and approved for this payment as one of the
scammed victims to receive this amount, get back to us as soon as possible for
immediate payment of your US$1,000,000.00 compensation payment.

On this faithful recommendation, we want you to know that during the last U.N.
meeting held at Abuja-Nigeria, the world was alarmed at the extent of losses
incured by victims of the Nigerian scam artists who operates in various
networks all over the world. In other to compensate victims, the U.N Body in
conjunction with the Nigerian Government is now paying 150 victims of these
operation US$1,000,000.00 each in accordance with the U.N. recommendations.

Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, the Payments are
to be supervised by the ‘United Nations Officials and the Central Bank of
Nigeria, as the corresponding paying banks are Skye Bank of Nigeria Plc and
the World Bank, London Branch. According to the number of applicants at hand, 114
Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States,
we still have more 36 left to be paid the compensation of US$1,000,000.00 each.
Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested.

You are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him For
any reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the
other criminals. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims
who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny
and possible consideration. If you have already been notified of this payment
programme previously, do proceed with your claim as required.

As directed by the Global Settlement Committee, You can receive your
compensations payments via any of this payment Options you may Choose:
(A.) CERTIFIED CHEQUE (B.) ATM CARD PAYMENTS (C.) WIRE TRANSFERS.

We shall provide you with more details as soon as we hear from you.

Yours faithfully,

Mr. Watana Pravit
SCAMMED VICTIM/ REF / PAYMENTS CODE: 06654 US$1,000,000.00

Corporate crime

I don’t necessarily vouch for every statistic in this article, but the basic point appears to be indisputable: Merck  marketed a drug knowing full well that it was a clear and present danger to people with heart conditions, and as a result, thousands of people died, and just as predictably, no one was punished:
 

Some 3,000 Americans died in the attack on the World Trade Center. The murders perpetrated by Merck executives were not as dramatic, obviously, but were every bit as intentional. An early clinical trial had alerted them to the fact that Vioxx caused coronary damage. Their response was to exclude from future trials anyone with a history of heart trouble!

Once Vioxx was approved, Merck spent more than $100 million a year advertising it. (You may still remember the tune to “It’s a beautiful morning…”) Merck execs continued to ignore and suppress indications that their new blockbuster was causing strokes and heart attacks. Sales hit $2.5 billion in 2003. And when brave Dr. Graham first presented his irrefragable evidence to an FDA advisory committee in February 2004, Merck argued that the “unique benefits” of Vioxx warranted its remaining on the market. The FDA committee voted 17-15 to keep it available with a black box warning. Ten of the 32 committee members had taken money from Merck, Pfizer or Novartis (which were pushing drugs similar to Vioxx) as consultants. If these MDs had declared their conflicts of interest, Vioxx would have been pulled from the market by a vote of 14-8. By buying an extra seven and a half months, Merck made an extra billion or two, and killed 6,000 more Americans.

We get letters

I got a fundraising email from Senator John Kerry, late of the Super Committee where he was purportedly one of the Democrats ready to throw us under the bus to achieve a pundit approved “deficit reduction” package that would sacrifice Medicare and Social Security in return for the promise from Republicans that they would think about having rich people make sacrifices one of these days.

 

But I digress.

 

Kerry is shilling for money for Senate Democrats, and he has this to say:

 

If Republicans held the Senate right now, just imagine what we’d be watching: Passage of the Ryan Plan, Bush-era efforts to privatize Social Security, and more tax cuts for billionaires while the middle class would be left holding the bag.

 

And make no mistake: That’s exactly what will happen if Republicans take the Senate in 2012.

 

Truly a depressing forecast, though in truth not much different than what he was rumored to be prepared to do himself. But  more depressing is that Kerry is probably right, even though the chance of Republicans reaching the magic 60 required of Democrats is basically zero.

 

For what Kerry is saying by implication is that Democrats will not engage in tit-for-tat. No obstructive filibusters from them, just to save Medicare or Social Security. That would be irresponsible. Now, one could argue that he is exaggerating a bit for the sake of raising money, and that Democrats would indeed step up and prevent passage of destructive legislation, as the Republicans did with constructive legislation. Were Mitch McConnell to make a similar appeal, we all know that threats he would cite, such as taxes on millionaires, or clean air and water, would never really be allowed to come to pass. But I refer anyone with any such illusions about the Democrats to those portions of the Bush years when the Democrats were in the minority. For that matter, look at the way Bush rolled over them when they re-took the majority. Harry Reid was ostensibly in charge when Bush got immunity for the telecoms, if memory serves.

 

Now, if Obama is beaten, the Democrats will have an excuse for their inability to filibuster, because odds are that the first thing the Republican Senate majority would do is change the rules to prevent them from retaliating for years of Republican obstructionism. Unless, of course, they make the calculation that they can bully the Democrats into not filibustering, which they might rightly feel they can do.  But if Obama wins – and the specter of a Gingrich or Romney presidency is making even me enthusiastic about re-electing him – and the Republicans take the Senate, there’s even odds that the Democrats will allow the Republicans to push anything they want through Congress, leaving it to Obama to veto the worst stuff.  Whether he will is another question, for if the Republicans win the Senate Obama will take it as a message from the American people to once again dance to the Republican tune, as he has done with such good results for the past two years. Never mind that should the Republicans capture the Senate, those seats they hold will probably still represent only a minority of actual Americans (given how the Senate is chosen under our increasingly archaic constitution). It will be our solemn duty to deal with them in good faith, despite their demonstrated unwillingness to reciprocate. It is depressing indeed to think that in the best case scenario, that’s the best  we can hope for.

 

So, I’m of two minds about Kerry’s appeal. Sure, I don’t want the Republicans to take over the Senate, although I’m not precisely sure why. But I also don’t want my money going to people like Ben Nelson, who felt it was wrong to use the filibuster, until Obama was in office, when he changed his mind and used it against a president of his own party.

 

Better to pick and choose. Don’t give to the DSCC. Give to ActBlue.

Corporate Welfare on the grand scale

Must reading at Bloomberg, about the extent to which the Fed subsidized the too big to fail banks back at the time of the crash, putting to rest the oft told lie that many of these banks didn’t want the Feds money and paid it back as soon as they could. The amount of the bailout was staggering, more than enough to have financed a real stimulus package that, along with nationalizing those very banks, would have gotten us on the road to a real recovery:

The amount of money the central bank parceled out was surprising even to Gary H. Stern, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Minneapolis from 1985 to 2009, who says he “wasn’t aware of the magnitude.” It dwarfed the Treasury Department’s better-known $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP. Add up guarantees and lending limits, and the Fed had committed $7.77 trillion as of March 2009 to rescuing the financial system, more than half the value of everything produced in the U.S. that year.

On a personal level I was truly gratified to read that Wells Fargo was among the banks on the dole:

The six — JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citigroup Inc. (C), Wells Fargo & Co. (WFC), Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS) and Morgan Stanley — accounted for 63 percent of the average daily debt to the Fed by all publicly traded U.S. banks, money managers and investment- services firms, the data show. By comparison, they had about half of the industry’s assets before the bailout, which lasted from August 2007 through April 2010. The daily debt figure excludes cash that banks passed along to money-market funds.

Why do I care about Wells Fargo, in particular? Well, back in real time I posted something unflattering about Wells Fargo, about which I received 6 comments, all defending Wells Fargo, some claiming the bank only took the money because the government asked it to do so. To put things in perspective, that’s six more comments than an average post gets, or, stated as a percentage, that’s ?% more than the typical post gets. It was all highly suspicious and certainly looked like the Wells Fargo was scouring even the internet backwaters to defend itself.

I must take issue with one thing in the article, which I think is misleading, though not intentionally so:

Employees at the six biggest banks made twice the average for all U.S. workers in 2010, based on Bureau of Labor Statistics hourly compensation cost data. The banks spent $146.3 billion on compensation in 2010, or an average of $126,342 per worker, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. That’s up almost 20 percent from five years earlier compared with less than 15 percent for the average worker. Average pay at the banks in 2010 was about the same as in 2007, before the bailouts.

This is in the context of alleging that the banks have only gotten bigger with more outsize pay packages, both of which may be true. But using an “average” figure likely understates the problem. As with society at large, the likelihood is that the increases in pay are going to the top echelons at the banks, and that if you took the median figure for the employees, it likely falls far below that $126K figure. That only make sense because you can pack a lot of “average” pay packages into one CEO package, meaning a whole lot of employees have to be below average in order to yield the average figure. (As has often been pointed out, if Bill Gates walks into a bar the average net worth of the people in the bar skyrockets, but none of the other bar patrons feel suddenly enriched) The average pay at these banks is higher than the national average, quite likely, because the financial industry is the only industry in this country that the financial industry hasn’t destroyed, so it’s where the money is. There’s more to spread around among the (yes, I’m going to say it) top 1%. It’s not right to imply that the tellers, security guards, etc., at these banks are cashing in.

Thinking about flip flops

Yet another article documenting yet another flip from Romney, this time on immigration.

It occurs to me that Romney’s history of flip-flops, in a way, documents the insanification (that word is copyright me, by the way, and is patent pending. Might not be as good as truthiness, but it gets the point across) of the Republican Party. Romney is a man of pure ambition, and in 2006, when he uttered relatively sane things about immigration, he was already aiming at the White House. He hasn’t changed a bit. It’s the Republican party that has become so crazy that a coldly calculating Republican of 2006 could not predict that his party would become so unbelievably demented that a mainstream conservative position would disqualify him from becoming a presidential nominee within six years. As he does now, back then he was saying what he felt would get him Republican support. Now, in case after case he’s been forced to flip from sometimes sane but bad policy prescriptions to out and out insane positions. It’s not that he necessarily likes flip-flopping, it’s just that, having no core beliefs, he finds it so easy, and if that’s what it takes to win, that’s what he’s going to do. Of course, he also had the misfortune of having run for office in Massachusetts, where he also had no compunction about saying whatever was necessary to get what he wanted.

Who is this “Rick Perry” of whom you write?

What’s with the New York Times? Don’t they know that Rick Perry is so yesterday? The Times is running a front page piece on the way Perry’s military background (he managed to stay stateside like Bush, but did it in the Air Force) might shape the presidency that everyone now agrees will never happen.
 
The article might very well be incisive, and the unlucky denizens of some alternate universe, where Perry picked different handlers and kept his mouth shut, might find out if its conclusions are true. But here in our world you may as well speculate about, for instance, how a Santorum presidency might affect our relationship with the Vatican; whether Herman Cain, if elected to the post that he has now talked himself out of, would serve pizza at state functions; or whether Michelle Bachmann’s hairdresser will be able to come up with a new hairdo every day of the four years of her hypothetical presidency. 
 
It would be interesting to know, in light of recent polls, why the Times still considers Perry front tier, when it would never give this sort of attention to someone like Ron Paul, who, when he gets attention at all, is written off as a crackpot or cult leader. Not that I disagree with either characterization, but why continue to treat a joke like Perry so seriously? Maybe it’s not just Republicans. Maybe everyone, including the press, is repelled by the idea of a Mitt Romney candidacy, and will do anything, including indulging in delusional thinking, to avoid facing the inevitable.

Friday Night Music

It’s been a bit of a hectic week, what with Thanksgiving and all, so I haven’t had any time to think about this. I did a bit of free associating on YouTube and came up with this, Chuck Berry and John Lennon singing Johnny B Goode. 
 
 

Krugman summarizes it

A friend directed me to the video of Sunday’s This Week with Christine Amanpour, which featured poor Paul Krugman sitting around a table with three Republican doofuses. This, by the way, is the typical Sunday show alignment. Conservatives must always be overrepresented. Krugman neatly summarizes the Republican dilemma:

KRUGMAN: I have a structural hypothesis there. You have a Republican ideology which Mitt Romney obviously doesn’t believe in. He just oozes insincerity. That’s just so obvious. But all of the others are fools and clowns. And there’s a question here. Maybe — my hypothesis is maybe this is an ideology only fools and clowns can actually believe in. And that’s the Republican problem.

Oddly enough the doofuses reject this hypothesis. Maybe they’re right, but for the wrong reasons. In my opinion Krugman is far too timid. It is not a hypothesis. It qualifies as a full fledged theory of the scientific variety.

As I perused the transcript of the program I was struck by how rarely Krugman got to speak. Only on network television could a pretentious blowhard like George Will get more respect and deference than a Nobel Prize winning economist like Krugman. But then, Will has earned his DC credentials by being consistently wrong time out of mind, while Krugman…well, nobody likes a smartypants.