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There’s no success like failure

The New’ York Times has a story today about a subject I’ve covered several times in the past (see category “grifters”): the prevalence of grifters on the right, who raise piles of money from the true believers, mainly to line their own pockets. They’ve gone into overdrive recently, and are now raising money with calls to protect the Republic from that liberal, Paul Ryan. It’s almost comical how they justify the huge percentage of the money that goes into their own pockets:

Larry Ward, the founder of Constitutional Rights PAC, defended the move to derail the ascension of Mr. Ryan, calling it a worthy goal.

“Politics is supposed to be bloody. It is supposed to be a battle of will,” Mr. Ward said. “And the one who can get the American people siding with them is the one who wins.”

But Mr. Ward also has a financial stake in the fight. He runs Political Media, a Washington-based firm that will charge Constitutional Rights PAC a fee for sending out the blast email with the dual purpose of asking conservatives to help dump Mr. Ryan and to donate to Mr. Ward’s political action committee.

“Help us fund the fight by making an emergency donation of $30, $50 or even $100 today,” the email said, even though records show that Mr. Ward’s PAC spends every dollar it gets on consultants, mailings and fund-raising — making no donations to candidates. Mr. Ward defended his use of his own firm, saying he gave his PAC a discount on his company’s regular service charges.

via The New York Times

Well, that’s alright then. So long as he keeps giving himself a discount, it’s all on the up and up.

In the past I’ve argued that this is great for Democrats, as it diverts money that might otherwise go into actually supporting Republican candidates into the pockets of consultants, where it lies fallow. But as I read the article in the Times, it occurred to me that there is perhaps a double blessing, though also a looming threat in all of this. For while these folks have not been particularly effective at getting some of their purported political goals enacted (death to homosexuals and to Obamacare, for example), they have succeeded in driving the Republican party in the direction they say they want it to go. In fact, they might cogently argue that they have achieved what they’ve promised the suckers. Boehner has tumbled; McConnell is in a precarious position, and Ryan, if elected Speaker, will be living on borrowed time. The party will be increasingly perceived as irresponsibly crazy by the American public. Who knows, even the mainstream media may come to see them as they are. But even that would be good for the grifters, because it will merely increase the suckers’ sense of victimization. Of course, there is always the possibility that they will get the shutdown/debt default that they claim to want, and that would not be terribly good for the rest of us. Thus the looming threat.

But the grifters don’t want success, at least not over the long haul. A few minor victories are probably useful, but for the long term, nothing succeeds in their business like failure. It would be way harder for them to raise this kind of money if the Republicans were in control of the White House. In fact, the reason they’ve had to go after their own is because, since they control both Houses of congress, the only remaining targets are Obama and the Republican leadership, which must, since Obama is still president, gays are still living, and Obamacare still law, be selling out to the liberals. Or so they must be painted in order to keep the ATM functioning. Nothing would please the grifters more than to see Hillary win, and a majority Democratic congress would be “very heaven”. The money that would bring in would make their present “earnings” look like peanuts.

Thanks to FS for pointing me to the Paul Krugman post that referenced the Times article.

Ryan Express derailed

Paul Ryan has agreed to be speaker of the House, so long as the members of his own party take a solemn oath that they won’t fire him. There is an interesting dynamic in all of this, leaving this pundit to wonder whether there is any way out, for the Republicans, and, more importantly, any way the country can avoid the coming train wreck that may result from this chaos.

There is a seldom acknowledged fact that must be borne in mind when considering this shutdown nonsense. The members of the “Freedom caucus” don’t want the government to shut down, or at least they don’t want it to shut down for more than a few days. If it did, their constituents that expect their social security checks, etc., would be seriously inconvenienced when they discovered that the shutdown their Congressman has been talking about, which they heartily supported because of him and Fox News, actually adversely affects them, rather than just them. No, the Congressional crazies want the government to chug along, but they need for it to appear that it is doing so over their dead bodies. For them, the fact that they are members of the majority party is a serious inconvenience, because at one and the same time they need a Speaker who will keep them from getting what they keep saying they want, and one they can castigate for doing just that. It was so much easier when that person was Nancy Pelosi. Now, that person must be a Republican, upon whom they rely to protect themselves from themselves, but against whom they must also take up arms.

So don’t expect the “Freedom caucus” to agree to Ryan’s terms. Every revolution eats its own, they say, and the caucus is still hungry. They are looking for someone stupid enough to volunteer to be the next sacrificial lamb, and credible enough to garner the votes of the not so crazy Republicans (they purportedly do exist) in the House. There are a lot of stupid people on the R side of the aisle, but not many that fit those specs. Ryan is a con artist, but he’s not that dumb. The problem for the rest of us is that since the person who fits the bill may not exist, we may have no way to avoid a disastrous shutdown. The nutcases may get what they say they want, despite themselves.
UPDATE: Boy, was I wrong. Ryan is apparently that stupid.

UPDATE II: Maybe Ryan isn’t that stupid. In any event, I think my analysis of the problem stands. What the “Freedom caucus” needs is Speaker Pelosi.

What, me cynical?

Apparently, there is a movement afoot to abolish tipping in restaurants, and we are supposed to believe this is a good thing for the employees involved. The theory is that restaurant should pay their employees a living wage, increase their prices to cover that cost, and we can then all be happy, knowing that we both needn’t tip and needn’t worry that our waitresses kids are going to bed hungry. Apparently, this is the way it’s done in Europe, so it’s about time we did it here.

But this is America, the home of Wal-Mart, the company that gets a federal subsidy by paying its employees so little they qualify for food stamps. So let me tell you how this is likely to play out, assuming the movement gains momentum. At first, it will happen pretty much as advertised. Prices will go up, along with wages. Once Americans are trained to not tip, and come to expect that their servers are being properly paid by their employers, employers will start to squeeze their employees. After all, it may take $15.00 an hour to come close to a living wage, but except in places like San Francisco, there’s no law that says you have to pay that much, and, if I, the restaurant owner, want to make money for myself, the logical place to look is at the outrageously high amounts I’m now paying my employees, which can surely be cut, because if they don’t like it, they can always quit, and I can find someone else who will work for minimum wage. This will especially be the case in the chain restaurants, which will likely be the first places to apply the squeeze.

Personally, I’d humbly suggest that any restaurant with a no-tipping policy be required to post the minimum amount it is paying its employees on an hourly basis, so those of us who actually give a damn about whether the person serving us is making a reasonable amount of money can make an informed decision about whether we should continue patronizing the place.

Boy wonder with a tin ear

Anyone who lurks about the internet knows about Martin Shkreli, the guy who bought the rights to a drug and immediately jacked up the price by 4000%. The fellow has a bit of a tin ear, and it really seems that he truly can’t understand why anyone would find what he did to be at all offensive, especially Bernie Sanders, whose been using him as a punching bag. So, what did Mr. Shkreli decide to do about it? He figured he could bribe Bernie, and sent him the maximum donation, in an amount equal to about what he charges for four pills:

“Shkreli made the contribution, he said, partly because he supports some of Sanders’ proposals — just not the ones about drug prices. But mainly, he said, he donated to get the senator’s attention in the hopes that he could get a private meeting to explain why drug companies set prices the way they do.”

via The Boston Globe

Call me a prude, but that looks like a quid pro quo to me. Shkreli tweeted about his donation during the debate, and when the Sanders people realized what he’d done, they donated the money to a charity. What I found odd about the Globe article is that the reporter did not follow up on Shkreli’s admission that he donated money in the hopes of getting access to Sanders. It’s been remarked in the Benghazi context that one of the biggest mistakes some politicians can make is telling the truth, like the obvious fact that the Benghazi investigation is political. Isn’t admitting you were attempting to buy access similar? Apparently not, as the admission went unremarked. Maybe paying for access is now considered business as usual.

Of course, the press has likely missed a lot in the Shkreli story. He’s been insisting, after his bald declaration that he had a right to make a profit fell flat, that he jacked up the price, not to line his own pockets, but to fund research into an improved treatment for the disease that the now overpriced drug treats perfectly well. It would be interesting to know if he’s matched the action to the word. I personally rather doubt it.

Anyway, it really seems that Mr. Shkreli should consider just lying low until the heat dies down. After all, Andy Warhol had a point. The American attention span might exceed 15 minutes, but not by much. If Shkreli just shut his mouth and his tweeter, in a short time no one would remember him. Unless, of course, Bernie doesn’t let that happen.

Religious freedom takes another hit 

This is really unbelievable!

A police official says brutal beatings that left one teenager dead and his brother seriously wounded at a New York church were part of what members considered a “counseling session.”

New Hartford Police Chief Michael Inserra said Wednesday that both Lucas and Christopher Leonard were subjected to hours of physical punishment at the Word of Life Church “in hopes that each would confess to prior sins and ask for forgiveness.”

Inserra says investigators are still looking into what the supposed sins were. He said there’s no indication, at this point, that the issue was sexual assault.

Nineteen-year-old Lucas Leonard died. Seventeen-year-old Christopher is hospitalized in serious condition.

via Talking Points Memo

That’s not the unbelievable part. Do you know what the cops did to these people? They arrested them!

Six church members, including the victims’ parents and sister, are now locked up on charges they assaulted the two young men on Monday.

What ever happened to the first amendment? These people weren’t bothering anyone; they were quietly and peacefully practicing the dictates of their religion and the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ, said teachings having to be somewhere in all that crap about love and forgiveness (forget all that stuff about “cast[ing] the first stone”, because they weren’t using stones). First Kim Davis, now this. Where will it end?

Lindsay Graham to leave the Senate

Washington. In an announcement that shocked Washington, Lindsay Graham, (R-SC) announced today that he was resigning from the Senate for health reasons.

Several days ago, Graham asked for disaster relief for South Carolina, which has been devastated by Hurricane Joaquin. That led to the following:

Let’s just get through this thing, and whatever it costs, it costs,“ Graham told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on “The Situation Room” on Monday of the devastating floods in his home state.

Graham was among the Republican senators who opposed a federal aid package in January 2013 to assist states hit by Hurricane Sandy, but now he doesn’t remember why.

“I’m all for helping the people in New Jersey. I don’t really remember me voting that way,” Graham said.

Pressed further, he said: “Anyway, I don’t really recall that, but I’d be glad to look and tell you why I did vote no, if I did.”

A befuddled looking Graham explained his sudden decision to the Washington Press Corps.

“I did look into it”, he said, “and it’s true. It was a big deal at the time. But I still can’t remember doing it. I’ve consulted with specialists and they tell me that the only thing that can explain it is early onset Alzheimer’s. I have too much respect for the Senate to continue in office given my memory problems. Who knows what else I’ve forgotten. I owe it to the people of South Carolina to step aside for someone who can remember what they were doing yesterday, because frankly, I can’t”.

Graham’s decision has caused consternation in the studios of the Sunday morning talk shows, which, inexplicably, have had him on frequently as a guest, even though experts agree that his processing problems have been obvious for years.

Graham has no plans to drop out of the presidential contest. “That’s an entirely different matter”, a spokesman said, citing precedent. “Ronald Reagan was senile for the entire time he was in office, and every Republican knows he was the greatest president ever. ”

McGraw-Hill tripped up by little known historical fact

I haven’t been doing much blogging lately, for a number of reasons, not the least being my inability to come up with any more synonyms for “crazy”. Maybe Shakespeare would be up to the task of finding fresh things to say about the clowns running for president, or Republicans in Congress generally, but I confess I am not up to the task.

This post concerns a subject about which there is no need to search for such a synonym. However, it is about synonyms, or the stretching of that classification beyond its appropriate limits.

One of the many ironies with which this country must live is the fact that one of our most ignorant states, Texas, has an outsize influence on our textbooks. When Texas demands that a book be dumbed down, or filled with bullshit, those textbooks often find their way into the hands of kids growing up in states where people think learning is more important than football (or at least equal in importance).

Apparently this has gone viral, and that’s a good thing. Here is an excerpt from a geography textbook published by McGraw Hill, and duly sanctioned by the state of Texas.

  
The full story is here, but I must say that the title of the piece cuts McGraw-Hill too much slack. By no means can this creative use of the English language be considered a “mistake”, anymore than anyone can seriously believe the Republicans are continually investigating Benghazi in order to get at the truth. It was a deliberate choice of words, used with the intent to revise history, particularly since it was placed in a section discussing otherwise voluntary immigrants.

McGraw-Hill was exposed by a Texas woman, whose video (you can see it at the link) went viral. McGraw-Hill eventually owned up to its “mistake” and promised to rectify its error by “adequately convey[ing] that Africans were both forced into migration and to labor against their will as slaves.” They came to the conclusion after a “close review of the content”, which, we are presumably supposed to believe, was required, because the fact that millions of people “emigrated” here against their wills is a little known fact, known only to history buffs, and certainly not to the panel of propaganda enablers who gave the book their imprimaturs (watch the video).

The whole thing is truly outrageous. And yet, I confess that I don’t feel outraged. Like anyone with half a brain in this country, I am suffering from outrage fatigue. After all, when you consider (as one tiny example) the lack of outrage over the fact that it’s only been three days since a mass killing in Oregon, and it is already both literally and figuratively yesterday’s news, whitewashing slavery seems like such a little thing.

The PR pontiff shows his true colors

As the (or should it be “a”) poet once wrote, “hope springs eternal in the human breast”, and it is that human foible which perhaps best explains the eagerness with which Americans of a not right wing persuasion have rushed to embrace he who is Pope only because his predecessor resigned to avoid exposure. Some of us voices in the wilderness have warned that Pope Frank is all hat and no cattle, but no one listens.

Now we learn that the Pontiff met with Kim Davis, in so doing giving her his imprimatur. So, let’s examine this.

The argument that she somehow has the right to refuse to do her job as a matter of religious right has always been intellectually bankrupt, at least if one accepts the principal of separation of Church and State, which I believe the Catholic Church has done, albeit somewhat grudgingly, at some point since the Enlightenment. Not for a minute would I believe that he would support her if she had used the same argument to refuse to marry an interracial couple, yet the principal would have been exactly the same. As has been endlessly pointed out, she had a perfect right to oppose gay marriage; she simply had no right to refuse to do the job she was elected to do, and had even less right to instruct her underlings to abide by her own religious beliefs. He supports her not because he believes that a public functionary has a right to impose the religion of his or her choice on the public, but because she is attempting to impose a religious doctrine of which he approves.

I give Francis credit for understanding the issues involved here.Only a Republican could fail to understand, and that takes an effort of will even for them. So by meeting with Davis, he knowingly strikes at the heart of the major advance the West made by pushing religion out of politics. Like his predecessors, he looks back with fondness to the golden days of the 13th century. He’s more dangerous than his predecessors because he’s more adept at PR.

It’s rapidly becoming clear, by the way, that Davis is just another grifter. Sure she had to spend a few days in jail, but she’s coining money now. There’s nothing more profitable in today’s USA than entering the pantheon of right wing victimhood.

Earth to Francis: Heal yourself

As regular readers know, I’m not a big Pope Francis fan. He’s better than his recent competition, but that’s not saying much. Anyway, this sort of set my head spinning in disbelief:

Havana (AP) — Pope Francis met with Fidel Castro on Sunday after urging thousands of Cubans to serve one another and not an ideology, delivering a subtle jab at the communist system during a Mass celebrated under the gaze of an image of Che Guevara in Havana’s iconic Revolution Plaza

In his homily delivered under the gaze of a metal portrait of revolutionary fighter Che Guevara, Francis urged Cubans to care for one another out of a sense of service, not ideology. He encouraged them to refrain from judging each other by “looking to one side or the other to see what our neighbor is doing or not doing.”

“Whoever wishes to be great must serve others, not be served by others,” he said. “Service is never ideological, for we do not serve ideas, we serve people.”

via Pope meets Fidel Castro after warning against ideology, from The New London Day

Now, I don’t hold any brief for Cuba’s brand of communism, though it has its merits (see below), but, as Arlo Guthrie might say, the Pope “has a lotta damn gall” to tell anyone that they shouldn’t serve an ideology.

Assuming the word he used was accurately translated, I would assert that among the three definitions of the word in my Merriam Webster Unabridged, this is the applicable definition:

c 1) the integrated assertions, theories and aims that constitute a sociopolitical program;
2) an extremist sociopolitical program or philosophy constructed wholly or in part on factitious or hypothetical ideational bases.

To save a trip to the dictionary, factitious means “artificially created or developed”. So, I would submit that the Pope is skating on virtually non-existent ice here.

As Randy Newman once so brilliantly wrote (the devil is talking to god in this quote), the Judeo-Christian religion was cooked up by:

Some fools in the desert
With nothing else to do
So scared of the dark
They didn’t know if they were coming or going
So they invented me
And they invented you
And other fools will keep it all going

One could argue that those fools in the desert were Old Testament Jews, but the inventions only multiplied when the Christians come along. The Catholic Church teaches that Jesus Christ was born to a virgin who was inseminated by God (see numerous similar myths in almost all religions, ancient and modern). This person died and came back to life. His followers can turn bread and wine into his body and blood, which they then proceed to cannibalize, which is supposed to be a good thing. Even in the books they claim were inspired by their hypothetical god, there is very little support for the last of these “facts”, and the mind rebels against the rest of them. Needless to say, outside of the collected myths of Christianity, there is no evidence that any of these statements are true, anymore than there is truth to Zeus’s fling with Europa. And I’ve but scratched the surface of the factitious and hypothetical bases upon which the church is built.

The only reason that “ideology” is not a synonym for “faith”, is that religion is not considered “sociopolitical”, though if you’re a student of history, you know that religion is quite often used as a means of social control, so in that sense it’s as sociopolitical, and therefore as ideological, as communism or any other “ism” you want to name. There is one difference. Marx at least tried to make sense of reality and his analysis of the state of the society in which he lived was based on pretty good and incisive thinking. He drew his conclusions from actual facts. Those conclusions may not have all been correct, but he was certainly not basing his societal prescriptions on fairy tales.

Why is the Catholic Church anti-woman and homophobic? It’s not because its focus is on serving people rather than “serving ideas”. It is nothing more nor less than ideology that mandates that women must be excluded from the priesthood; that everyone must be denied birth control, that gay people must stay in the closet or else; or that people who led what anyone would call a good and honest life must nonetheless burn in hell because they failed to make a trip to Church each week or committed some other trivial act that the Church’s ideology has branded a “mortal sin”. It wasn’t long ago that Church ideology mandated a nice warm (well too warm) fire for anyone who happened to think that the earth moved. So far as I know, Fidel never roasted a single scientist, at least not for being a scientist.

If any “communist” country has worked out a social system that is reasonably fair to its people and somewhat consistent with theoretical communism, or at least socialism, it may be Cuba. Everyone there has decent health care, for instance, unlike one country (begins with the letter “U”) I can think of. Their educational system is very good, considering that it’s a poor country. Their poverty is as much a result of the hypocritical intransigence of the United States than in anything inherent in their system. Not perfect, but better than the 13th century, which is where we’d be if the Catholic Church had anything to say about it. So, listen Frank, I’m all for you talking about climate change, but really, you should remember what Jesus said:

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

For his penance, I hereby require the Pope to recite the Communist Manifesto five times and to make a sincere act of contrition.

Shoot first and ask questions later

This is truly a sick country.