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Category Archives: Modest Proposals

Second Modest Proposal of the Week

A few days ago Joe Biden allowed as he was worried that Trump would steal the election, though he was fairly sure that if Trump refused to leave the White House, the military would not back him up. Nonetheless, the legitimate fear exists that Trump will refuse to accept defeat. It would seem that it […]

Rant/Modest Proposal

Why is the left so bad at messaging? Case in point, the calls to Defund the Police. Any idiot who gave that phrase even one second of thought would come to the obvious conclusion that not only is it a stupid idea on the merits (defund translates to no funding, not lower funding), but would […]

Another, yes another, Modest Proposal

It seems that the folks at Fox are at least a bit worried that they might have some legal liability for spreading disinformation about COVID-19. For a number of reasons I think the chance of such a suit being successful is low, given the First Amendment. I seem to recall that Fox defended a suit in Florida […]

A modest proposal, amended

Far be it from me to insist on a modest proposal when I am presented with evidence that there is an even more modest way to achieve one’s ends. A couple of days ago I suggested that we honor the genius by naming the current era The Trump American Plague, inasmuch as for reasons that I can’t fathom, […]

Yet another modest proposal

It’s a curious thing. The person currently occupying the White House has traditionally named things after himself, yet there’s a fairly obvious thing to which he has failed to attach his moniker. Perhaps, somewhat surprisingly, he has been afflicted with false modesty. I certainly concede that I don’t like the guy, but I try to […]

Yet another modest proposal, this time to help the Republicans

First of all, I want to make clear that I had the germ of the idea for this post before I read Gail Collins column this morning, in which she suggests it’s time for the genius to throw Rudy under the bus. Parenthetically, the underside of that bus is now so crowded that Rudy would have to […]

My most modest proposal to date

The genius is all a-twitterbecause Denmark won’t sell Greenland. Everyone seems to think it’s a crazy idea. Even I did until I started thinking about it, but the more I’ve thought about it, the more I’m sure that it’s time for another Modest Proposal, for I’ve got an idea that I’m sure will gather bi-partisan support […]

Another in an endless series of modest proposals

It appears that William Barr is about to be held in contempt of Congress, but, this being an era in which our judiciary is now overflowing with rightwing ideologues, it is highly likely that it will take years for court battles to enforce the citation to play out, by which time he will either be out […]

Yet another in a long series of modest proposals

The focus so far as the Kavanaugh vote goes has been on Flake, Collins and Murkowski, the so-called moderate Republicans. (That phrase is now officially an oxymoron.) Not much attention has been paid to the DINO Democrats, Joe Manchin and Heidi Heitkamp, who have expressed varying degrees of openness to voting for Kavanaugh. They fear, apparently, […]

Yet another in a long line of modest proposals

Apparently, the very stable genius tweetedthe following about the Red Hen restaurant, which, of course, was a perfectly civil thing for him to do since he is a Republican, even though it is a lie from start to finish: “The Red Hen Restaurant,” he lied like a spoiled 6-year old, “should focus more on cleaning its […]