The French have thrown down the gauntlet and we can’t refuse the challenge! Our country, this precious land of Freedom Fries was, is, and shall always be number one! We can’t let the French, who stupidly refused to get bogged down in an endless war in Iraq, one-up us, and yet look what they’ve done:
Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy was found guilty and sentenced to prison by a court in Paris on Monday on charges of corruption and influence peddling, only the second time in modern French history that a former president has been convicted of a crime.
We have to show them that they can’t get away with this. The stuff Sarkozy did was nickel and dime stuff compared to the crimes a certain self-styled genius committed while he was in office. We can’t let them do this to the genius. He’d be the first to tell you that not only were his crimes perfect, and way more numerous, but he was also way more guilty than Sarkozy ever was. Plus, if we do right by him and put him in the pen, he’d crush Sarkozy in the records department because he’d be the FIRST! former president of the US to be convicted of a crime, while Sarkozy is a pathetic number two. And sure, as the linked article says, Sarkozy was “conservative”, but that was by French standards, which puts him just shy of Antifa by our standards. Again, we have the French beat! Our conservative criminal was just shy of being an out and proud Nazi!
Well, maybe not that shy really.
It’s time for American prosecutors to step up and put the French in their place. When it comes to presidential criminality, we have to show that WE’RE NUMBER 1!
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