CT Blue

Now here’s a guy,”chiropractor, acupuncturist, and medical researcher” Bryan Ardis, who has used his brain, almost like Sherlock Holmes, to make a logical deduction from the facts available to him. He has deduced that COVID was developed and injected into the world by the Catholic Church, and his evidence is airtight. He had proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that COVID:

….is not a virus at all but rather a synthesized form of snake venom that is intentionally being spread via drinking water, COVID-19 treatments, and vaccines, possibly as part of a plot by the Catholic Church to turn everyone into “a hybrid of Satan.”

“The Latin definition historically for virus—originally and historically, virus meant, and means, venom,” Ardis said. “So, I started to wonder, ‘Well, what about the name ‘corona’? Does it have a Latin definition or a definition at all?’ So I actually looked up what’s the definition and on Dictionary.com, it brings up 13 definitions: ‘Corona, religiously, ecclesiastically, means gold ribbon at the base of a miter.” (A miter, the documentary then reported, is the traditional ceremonial headdress worn by Catholic bishops.)

“So, this actually could read, ‘The Pope’s Venom Pandemic,’” Ardis asserted. “In Latin terms, corona means crown. Visually, we see kings represented with a crown symbol. So put that together for me: king cobra venom. It actually could read, ‘King Cobra Venom Pandemic.’

Now, some people (not necessarily the same some people inside the head of a certain genius) might say that this deduction is highly illogical because if one is going to cause a worldwide pandemic killing millions of people, including lots of Catholics, one would not essentially sign one’s name to the crime by giving it a name that gives away the identity of the perpetrator.

But, this is where Ardis’s logical mind really shines. As I’m sure he would go on to say, the Pope knew that people would reject the idea of his being the author of the pandemic precisely because some people would say that no criminal would leave such hints as to his identity. It was, therefore, a brilliant piece of misdirection.

But some people would respond to Ardis: But even though some people would make the argument we have, other people would make an issue of the clues, so the Pope was running a needless risk. He should still have named the pandemic after something else, like maybe BIDENSFAULT 19.

But Ardis has them again. No way did the Pope have to worry, he would say, because anyone with a brain can see that anyone who tried to expose his malicious scheme based on the evidence that I’ve cited would be dismissed as a total whackjob.

So not only has Ardis proved his case with logical rigor, but he has also proven that the Pope will never be brought to justice for unleashing this snake venom on an unwary world.