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Frank Rich is a former theater critic and not a former “serious” journalist, so it’s not surprising that he is almost alone (add Paul Krugman) among the mainstream media writers who can’t quite understand why the Beltway elite insists on giving folks like John McCain almost unlimited exposure. The bloggers have beaten this drum forever, but of course, no one listens. Being wrong is never fatal in our modern media culture; in fact it’s almost a prerequisite for success, as oxymoronic as that may sound. The particular instance is Afghanistan, where the pundits and politicians who were wrong before debate among themselves about what’s to be done to fix the mess they created. This is a function of the media’s habit of allowing the debate to exist only within a narrow range of opinion; only in Washington could the “centrist” position on health care exclude the public option supported by the vast majority of people or the “centrist” position on Afghanistan be a doubling down that the American people instinctively know (and they are correct) will be a disaster. Not only do they consider business as usual the centrist position, they call exponents of that position centrists. Far be it from me to pick up the challenge and differentiate between the “centrist” position and the conservative position, since they appear to differ not much of a whit. On health cre, one insists on enriching the insurance companies, and the other insists that any bill that passes must enrich the insurance companies, but they will pass on voting for it, thank you very much.

But while this is a problem in the media, it is not necessarily of modern vintage.

I am currently reading Henry David Thoreau’s journal, and today I came across this passage, which might (though perhaps far less elegantly) have been written by any modern blogger. It was written on the occasion of the issuance of the first issue of the Atlantic:

There is no need of a law to check the license of the press. It is law enough, and more than enough, to itself. Virtually, the community have come together and agreed what things shall be uttered, have agreed on a platform and to excommunicate him who departs from it, and not one in a thousand dare utter anything else.

He went on to observe that the self censorship in his day applied to discussion about religion, so maybe things are a bit different. Not only is any challenge to religion off the table, but any challenge to “centrism”, as that term is defined by a curious amalgam of people in Washington who seem to know it when they see it, no matter what the public may think. The “centrist” position may always steer us wrong, whether it be economic policy or foreign policy, but if it is within their self-defined middle it will remain the only respectable game in town.

By the way, and pretty much totally off the point, the immediate cause of Thoreau’s rant was the fact that the editor of the Atlantic deleted a sentence from an article that Thoreau had submitted for publication. He was writing about a towering pine tree, and he wrote this:

It is as immortal as I am, and perchance will go to as high a heaven, there to tower over me still.

Blasphemy apparently, but pretty weak tea today. IThe incident shows, I suppose, that despite the narrow mindedness of those that control our discourse, new ideas have a way of seeping in.


Zero Thought Policy

The New York Times features a front page story about a six year old kid who was given a 45 day suspension for bringing his boy scout “knife” (a combination spoon, fork and knife) to school.

The cases is emblematic of a national movement toward zero tolerance policies, usually regarding weapons and drugs (including alcohol). We elect or employ school board members and administrators because they are supposed to be able to exercise judgment on our behalf, and they abdicate that responsibility by enacting policies that forbid them from exercising judgment. The theory is that when they do exercise judgment, they sometimes get it wrong. Better to avoid the possibility of perpetrating an injustice by assuring that you will perpetrate multiple injustices. This is the same mindset that brought us mandatory sentencing guidelines, outrageously long minimum sentences, and three strikes rules, all of which have caused more problems than they’ve cured.

This particular kid is being punished for lacking the judgment (at six years old) that the school administrators and board members implicitly admit that they themselves lack in the full flower of their adulthood.

I sat in on three “zero tolerance” suspension/expulsion hearings while I was on the school board. In only one was such a drastic penalty even arguably appropriate. Kids lack judgment; they do stupid things. The hearings I attended all involved “weapons”; but the same sort of thing happens with drugs or alcohol, often with less justification. We groped around trying to find a way around our own policy; the obvious answer was to abandon the policy. It’s good to see that these absurd policies are now being questioned.


Sunday Sermon-All Hail George Orwell, the true prophet

The good folks at Conservapedia (can’t won’t find a link for some reason, maybe it’s my liberal bias) have launched an effort to purge the Bible of its liberal bias, a bias injected, so to speak, by years of faulty translations by liberals like the guys working for King James.

This is a good thing, a Bible-wiki, which can be constantly adjusted as eternal truths occur to the contributors. They have discovered a new truth: God’s word is fixed, but it is necessary to constantly translate it anew to fit our preconceptions. Thus can we have the best of both worlds: a Bible that is ever inerrant, yet ever changing, as not only philosophy but facts get finely tuned by the mass conservative mind (if we can use that word in this context).

This, I think, is just the start of the good work. For I put it to you: if the word of God has been distorted by errant translations through language, does it not follow that the word of man has been distorted as it has been transmitted through time?

The Constitution; the Bill of Rights; the Declaration of Independence, the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, to name just a few, have surely been deformed from their pristine originals by the passage of time. Surely our conservative friends can remake them into more perfect documents. Can anyone doubt that Thomas Jefferson originally wrote that “some men are created equal”, words since perverted by pointy headed university liberals? Getting a little closer to the present, who put all that liberal nonsense in the Gettysburg address? Surely not Lincoln, who was, after all, a Republican.

But we need not stop there. It has surely not escaped the notice of conservatives that liberal bias has been embedded in so much of the great literature that has come down to us through the ages. Confining ourselves to American literature alone, isn’t it time that we restore Walt Whitman to the pristine original. Shall we not smooth out the contradictions and restore him to his singular self?

Being a Hartford native, I have a soft spot for our adopted son, Mark Twain and I hope and pray that we can purge Huck Finn of its liberal bias by returning that book to what I’m sure was its primal glory, by having Huck fulfill his original intent-and follow the law set down by his conservative elders- by returning Jim to the slavecatchers. A few strokes of the pen can rid us of that pesky epiphany when Huck opts to do the liberal thing-accept Jim as fully human as himself. Mark Twain, a native son of the South, surely never wrote that.

Let’s take a another look at Thoreau. Surely he refused to pay his taxes because he was against socialism, not war. We don’t know who was responsible for putting all that environmental nonsense in his writings, but we can now excise it, and restore his writings to the peans to excess that once they were.

But I would urge our conservative friends – don’t apply your restorative balm to American literature alone. If one considers the broad sweep of world literature, as it has been handed to us in its maimed condition, one perceives an all pervading liberal bias. Tolerance, free inquiry, rational thought, human understanding and other abominations wax stronger as the years progress; while dogma, blind adherence to tradition and other conservative values have receded. The wiki formula allows these crimes to be reversed. We can finally have literature the way it was actually written, or at least in the way we believe it actually should have been written, and therefore was. Let the old, discredited literature go down the memory hole.

Finally, I urge our conservative friends to attack the last bastion of liberalism, facts themselves. As Stephen Colbert has bemoaned, facts have a well known liberal bias. But as Humpty Dumpty did with words, we can do with facts-show them who is master. If we prefer to believe that four is five, then it shall be so. Thus can we will away such threats as global warming. Sufficient unto the day the challenge of turning back the overflowing oceans by the power of our wiki-mind.


Friday Night Music-The Righteous Brothers

I don’t think I’ve done them before. Unfortunately, there are no good video non lip synched versions of You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling, one of the great songs of all time. My wife tells me that this song, Unchained Melody, is one of the great slow dance songs (I was far too nerdly to dance, slow or otherwise), and this concert version is the real thing with good video and audio. Only one brother sings, and I honestly don’t know which is which. There’s no year noted on the youtube site, but I’m guessing that this is from a time when they were still a team, since he looks awful young. Also, right at the end, it looks like the other fellow comes out on stage.

Anyway, this week’s offering:


President Not-George Bush Wins Nobel Peace Prize!

That sound you hear is the wails of a million right wingers. There will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth on Fox today.

And indeed, the fact is that Obama has done precious little to earn the Nobel Peace Prize, other than not being George Bush. The Nobel committee might more rightly have given the award to the millions of Americans who voted for Obama, since, one suspects, it is to us that the award is really being given by a grateful world.

It’s hard to believe that less than a week ago Obama was the world’s biggest loser because the world wouldn’t give Chicago the Olympics. Now we’ll hear from Fox about why he’s still the biggest loser after the world gave him the most prestigious (though often abused, e.g., Henry Kissinger) award it has to offer.


A Bold Movement: Demand that Democrats be Democrats

It’s sad when grassroots Democrats have to petition the Democratic Majority Leader to put pressure on Democrats not to join filibusters against Democrats. It’s sadder still when one of the leading “Democrats” likely to join such a filibuster is the junior senator from our state, but that’s the way it is.

Rachel Maddow explains:

The Petition is short and sweet:

PETITION TO SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID:
“Any Democratic senators who support a Republican attempt to block a vote on health care reform should be stripped of their leadership titles. Americans deserve a clean up-or-down vote on health care.”

You can sign it here.


Scott Bates launches website

Scott Bates, who serves our District as a member of the Democratic State Central Committee, has started a website, which you can find here. Scott is an interesting guy, whose had an eventful career. In his day job he is vice president at the Center for National Policy. He spends a fair amount of time traveling to global hot spots, including, on many occasions, Iraq. You can read more about him here.

Who knows, given his background, he may take on a job that is more difficult than any mere middle East war. I refer of course to the fratricidal war now going on among the Democrats of New London. If he can resolve that, he may be in line for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I have high regard for Scott, which may or may not be much of a recommendation, depending on your point of view (of me, that is). He’s a busy guy, but he’s made the time to be an excellent member of the State Central Committee. He’s not perfect, of course. The sole blight on his otherwise distinguished career is that he once worked for Joe Lieberman, but we forgive him for that. Anyway, check out his site.


Greetings from the Groton Public Library

I’m sitting here in the GLP, (your public option for getting the latest books) because the private option for getting electricity here in Groton has failed to expeditiously repair a power outage in my neighborhood. Our neighborhood, for whatever reason, is prone to power failures. This one seems ominous, the recorded voice at CL&P tells us that there is no anticipated repair time known at the present.

There is a local election going on, about which I’ve written practically nothing. That “practically” may be wrong. Anyway, in a bid to correct that oversight at least just a bit, I am attaching hereto the newly minted campaign brochure, on which John Scott has mightily labored. The pdf is a bit awkward to look at, because the printed product is meant to be folded. If you’re from Groton, peruse it at your convenience.

This may be our year in Groton. The issues are on our side. Actually, I’m kidding on the latter point. I don’t think there are any issues. If there are, I haven’t heard about them. But it may, nonetheless, be our year in Groton. Last time around we elected all four of our council candidates; the problem at the time was that it takes five to make a majority. This year we have nine good candidates, so we have a decent chance of taking the council for the first time in many a year.

Groton Democrats Brochure 2009

Rogue Fox Anchor supports Public Option.

Very weird. A Fox News Anchor, albeit Shepard Smith, takes on a Republican Senator over the Public Option. If Obama were this forceful, maybe we’d be in a better place right now.


The Power of Prayer

I’ve been feeling rather strange lately. The day before yesterday, Glenn Beck started making sense to me. I’ve found myself growing intolerant of certain types of people, mainly blacks, browns, yellows, gays, Jews, Arabs, Hindus, Buddhists, Rastafarians, Pastafaraians and vegetarians. I’m having trouble seeing why anyone but me should get health care. Public education has been revealed to me for the socialist plot that it is. I feel that I have the god given right to tell women I don’t even know whether they can have an abortion or not, and the right answer always appears to be “not”. I’m fairly certain that the founders of this country conceived of it as a Christian nation, no matter what they said or thought on the subject. I’m attracted to the idea of letting someone like Rush Limbaugh do my thinking for me.

These feelings come and go. At times I revert back to my liberal, pro-thought ways, but it’s getting harder and harder to hold on. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what was happening. Then, a friend drew my attention to this website, and the mystery was solved. I’ve been adopted:

Liberty Counsel is proud to introduce — and invite you to participate in — a vital new prayer program solidly built upon St. Paul’s admonition to pray for our national leaders:

Since the landmark 2008 general election, there can be no doubt that a very large percentage of our Nation’s leaders have a liberal mindset. The undeniable fact is that the 111th Pelosi-Reid Congress and the Obama Administration demonstrate a far left political philosophy. And since the President nominates federal judges and Justices of the United States Supreme Court, the judicial branch of government could take on a decidedly more liberal bent as the Obama Administration wears on.

Liberty Counsel has therefore named this special new prayer-in-action program Adopt a Liberal. And that’s exactly what we invite you to do — adopt a liberal who is in authority for regular, intense prayer in accord with St. Paul’s admonition to his disciple, Timothy. In fact, we expect that many of our friends and supporters will choose to adopt many liberals as subjects of regular prayer!

There’s no doubt about it. I am being drawn from the sinful path of tolerance and open mindedness to the godly path of hate and dogma.

Some might say that it’s highly unlikely that I’ve been adopted, since the point is to pick a “leader”. Well, some people aim low. Not everyone has the godly cajones to take on a Hillary Clinton or a Keith Olbermann, or even (and she’s on the list) Olympia Snowe. I’m a perfect target for the unambitious.

I am still trying to resist, but I’m being ineluctably drawn into the bliss of non-thought. If I do not post again, you will know that god’s work has been done in my case, and the prayers of a believer have been answered by a righteous god.